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  • #1

    I can't believe my self control...

    Well, I had two of them in the past two days that really stuck out.


    McGoddess,resist the temptation

    I wa working breakfast, training a new person, when a woman comes up,holding a bagel.

    Oh shyte.

    Me:
    BW: Bagel Woman

    Me: "Hi! May I help you?"
    BW: *holds out bagel* "Are you shitting me?!"
    Me: *Looks at bagel and sees it's a tiny bit burnt. It does happen. Bagel toaster sucks* "I'm sorry about that. I'll toss this one and get you a new one. I'll make sure it's only lightly toasted for you."
    BW: "THIS IS BULLSHIT!! RATTA RATTA RAMBLE OMFGFUCKMUFFINS!"
    Me: *goes to the back and requests new bagel. Makes sure it's lightly toasted and brings it up.* "here you go ma'am. I'm so sorry."
    BW: *hastily opens it,checks,wraps it back up.* "I can't believe you would give people that. Whoever did this should be smacked for their stupidity."
    Me: *thinking* Ok McGoddess. Resist temptation. Don't smack. Don't smack
    Me: *to BW* Accidents happen. I'm sorry it happened to you."
    BW: "WHATEVER! ACCIDENTS DON'T HAPPEN!" *leaves*
    Me: *thinking* Yes. You are right. We do this on purpose. I get off on these things. Now I can go home and pleasure myself with a purple dildo to the fact that I screwed up your order. YES YES YES! THAT WAS GOOD!


    Some people will never be pleased

    Yesterday, someone comes through DT and asks for two large fries,fresh and some other things. Right when I heard the word 'fresh', I put down a basket. After they paid, they were pulled forward. When their fries were done, I pushed the older fries to the side and put the fresh ones in their cartons and we ran it right out.

    Half an hour later,a guy comes up,complaining about how he ordered fresh fries and they were old and now he wants a refund.

    I look at his receipt.

    IT WAS THE SAME ORDER I DROPPED THE FRESH FRIES IN.

    I even made a point of telling him I remember that order and I dropped the fries right when they said the word fresh and we made them pull up to let the fries cook.

    The manager,Star, was NOT happy.

    WTF?! COME BACK HALF AN HOUR LATER OR LONGER,COMPLAINING ABOUT COLD FRIES. OF COURSE THEY ARE COLD NOW.

    You just can't please people.
    "Kill the fat guy first?! That's racist!" - my friend Ironside at a Belegarth practice after being "killed" first.

    I belly dance with tall Goblins!
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  • #2
    Quoth McGoddess09 View Post
    Me: *thinking* Yes. You are right. We do this on purpose. I get off on these things. Now I can go home and pleasure myself with a purple dildo to the fact that I screwed up your order. YES YES YES! THAT WAS GOOD!
    I have been tempted to say things like that far too often.

    Except ... mine's white.
    Any day you're looking down at the dirt instead of up at the dirt is a good day.

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    • #3
      Accidents never happen huh?

      So my parents' washer really isn't broken and my brother's car isn't totally fubar'ed? Ok, I feel so much better now!
      You really need to see a neurologist. - Wagegoth

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      • #4
        Quoth McGoddess09 View Post
        ...
        Me: *thinking* Yes. You are right. We do this on purpose. I get off on these things. Now I can go home and pleasure myself with a purple dildo to the fact that I screwed up your order. YES YES YES! THAT WAS GOOD!...
        *note to self...don't ask how the bagel holes are made!*
        "All I've ever learned from love was how to shoot somebody who out-drew ya"

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        • #5
          Sheldonrs, you crack me up!
          "You mean you don’t have the one piece of information you actually need? Well, stick your grubby paws in the crayon box, yank one out and colour me Fucking Shocked Fuchsia." - Gravekeeper

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          • #6
            Hahaha, nice one.
            http://www.deezer.com/#music/album/100130
            Melody Gardot

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            • #7
              Quoth McGoddess09 View Post
              BW: "WHATEVER! ACCIDENTS DON'T HAPPEN!" *leaves*
              Yes they do...she was born...

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              • #8
                Quoth McGoddess09 View Post
                BW: "WHATEVER! ACCIDENTS DON'T HAPPEN!" *leaves*
                OMG I DON'T EXIS-poit-
                Now would be a good time to visit So Very Unofficial!

                "I've had so many nasty customers this week, my bottomless pit is now ankle-deep."-Me.

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                • #9
                  BW: "WHATEVER! ACCIDENTS DON'T HAPPEN!" *leaves*
                  Me: *thinking* Yes. You are right. We do this on purpose. I get off on these things. Now I can go home and pleasure myself with a purple dildo to the fact that I screwed up your order. YES YES YES! THAT WAS GOOD!


                  Phenomenal McGoddess. Simply Phenomenal. How did you not kill her?
                  Just to cut off any helpful suggestions: This woman was not blind, nor disabled. She was just a bitch. - Boozy

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                  • #10
                    Quoth McGoddess09 View Post
                    Me: *thinking* Yes. You are right. We do this on purpose. I get off on these things. Now I can go home and pleasure myself with a purple dildo to the fact that I screwed up your order. YES YES YES! THAT WAS GOOD!
                    So if I see Grimace bending over funny and speaking in a higher voice than normal, I guess I'll know why.
                    Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

                    "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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                    • #11
                      Accidents don't happen? So we enjoy intentionnly fubaring up an order just so we can get yelled at. We LOVE to be screamed at with spittle flying. It completes us.
                      A lion however, will only devour your corpse, whereas an SC is not sated until they have destroyed your soul. (Quote per infinitemonkies)

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                      • #12
                        I hate the 'accidents dont happen' people.

                        I dont remember what it was, but I had to do a price correction on some lady's order. And I mentioned how 'everyone makes mistakes'. She said 'Well, /I/ dont make mistakes." I didnt argue it.
                        Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives?

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                        • #13
                          Well she hasn't made any mistakes yet. Give it time.
                          Bark like a chicken!

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                          • #14
                            Quoth McGoddess09 View Post
                            Me: *thinking* Yes. You are right. We do this on purpose. I get off on these things. Now I can go home and pleasure myself with a purple dildo Grimace McDildo to the fact that I screwed up your order. YES YES YES! THAT WAS GOOD!
                            Edited for my amusement!
                            Fixing problems... one broken customer at a time.

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                            • #15
                              Your post's title reminded me of the other day when I was running through those REQUIRED questions as a cashier (open a card, need batteries, etc) and on two separate occasions the customers started making ANIMAL NOISES OR GRUNTS TO IMITATE ME rather than say yes or no to what i was asking.

                              I SWEAR TO GOD I DON'T KNOW HOW I KEPT THAT SMILE[GRIMACE] ON MY FACE.


                              I'M AN EFFING HUMAN BEING! How dare they grunt at me like an animal?!

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