No, sir, I can't remove 9 adult movies from your bill...

[bean]

"where can I have gay sex without my Bishop finding out"

Inquiring minds would like to know the answer.

[Anriana]

There's plenty of good porn for women, you just have to look a little harder.

But, having never gone to a hotel and had the overwhelming need to fap, I don't know if it is the type that hotels offer.

[smileyeagle1021]

Inquiring minds would like to know the answer.

The Jordan River Trail would be a good place to start... that's always a good pick up spot for tourists... and trust me, your Bishop isn't going to be in that part of the valley... the 'spirit' isn't strong enough (gee, I wonder why ), so just stay away from where it crosses any major roadways or freeways and you're good. (take that one with the grain of salt, that your Bishop might not find out, but Salt Lake County Sheriff might)

One could also try one of the local gay bars... being as they are that they are mostly in West Valley while most of the Mormon population is on the east side, likely you won't have your Bishop find out.

And if all else fails, the is always the server room here or the Chatue de Smiley, aka, my apartment

Oh, and if you don't mind risking having your bishop find out, and you have a mormon fetish, try craigslist... there are always about half a dozen return missionaries looking to 'experiment'... and as a good guest services agent, I of course would be more than happy to tell you how to find those listings

[MercenaryMuffin]

I've seen more than one guy staying out here have a, uh, "happysexual" get-away while the wife is either not with them, or gone all day. Some dude last month ordered all of our "happysexual" adult films, then proceeded to come back to the hotel a few hours later with someone who was quite obviously NOT of the woman-romancing persuasion, then left a few hours later.

Hey, what happens in Vegas...ends up in the courts as a divorce suit.

[smileyeagle1021]

Mercenary Muffin... did he happen to have a Provo address

OK, I should be nicer to my neighbors to the south... but they make it so easy

[rvdammit]

That seems to be a universal question: Girls with Slingshots Webcomic

Also, how does one go on a business trip, let alone to Las Vegas and not have either cash or credit cards?

I'm guessing that they were either joint account, so the wife would know he'd spent questionable money, or still business.

[SG15Z]

Clockwork Gnome sex!

Never underestimate a CSers wit. It could lead to rule 1 beingbroken all over your laptop.

Why is a girlfriend looking at his cc bill? Spouse I get - shared expenses and all, but girlfriend? That is a red flag to me - sorry. I could order a giraffe on my cc and as long as I didn't keep it in the backyard my SO would never know.

The where would you keep the giraffe?

The Jordan River Trail would be a good place to start... that's always a good pick up spot for tourists... and trust me, your Bishop isn't going to be in that part of the valley... the 'spirit' isn't strong enough (gee, I wonder why ), so just stay away from where it crosses any major roadways or freeways and you're good. (take that one with the grain of salt, that your Bishop might not find out, but Salt Lake County Sheriff might)

One could also try one of the local gay bars... being as they are that they are mostly in West Valley while most of the Mormon population is on the east side, likely you won't have your Bishop find out.

And if all else fails, the is always the server room here or the Chatue de Smiley, aka, my apartment

Oh, and if you don't mind risking having your bishop find out, and you have a mormon fetish, try craigslist... there are always about half a dozen return missionaries looking to 'experiment'... and as a good guest services agent, I of course would be more than happy to tell you how to find those listings

Someone's done their research!

[Peppergirl]

Is it just me, or would any other female around here laugh and cackle if they discovered a porn hotel movie on her bf/hubby's bill?

Granted, it it was 27 of them in a 2 day period I'd be less than amused, but one or two...I'd use it to tease and make fun of him relentlessly.

[Crab]

Sorry to disappoint you, MTNLaurel, but $150 isn't gonna get you a damn thing out here. Even the most basic of, erm, 'favors' costs about $300 for a half hour.
How do I know this? Because it's just part of what you know after you live here for so long, lol.

In some cities, the residents know about historic landmarks. In Las Vegas, residents know the price of a hooker

Jesus, that's high. Rentboy offers an in rate of $90 for one guy on there. Tsch, tell your pervs to shop on line.

[smileyeagle1021]

Someone's done their research!

no, I just spend way too much time on Trib Talk.
Seriously, the homophobes on there know more about the underground gay scene in Salt Lake than most of the gay people I know in Salt Lake

[Gravekeeper]

Umm....but I do love a clean house =/

But yes, why the heck would you charge it to the company card? Hell, for the amount he paid he could have had actual sex with someone or thing with no one the wiser. This IS Vegas after all.

I mean $150 could at least get you a Unicorn reach around.

[CloserToSane]

Wait, you mean you offer more than just the one type of porn?

We have one channel, and it's apparantly not worth it, but free so plenty of people watch it, just because.

[bunnyboy]

Hey, could be worse... In Salt Lake you start learning the answers to questions like "where can I get a drink without my Bishop finding out" or "where can I have gay sex without my Bishop finding out"

scarily, yes, I do know the answer to both those questions...

So Smiley, where? might go down that way at some point.

Well the drink, I know a couple of people who go down that way, and are sometimes in SLC too.

[Fenrus]

The Jordan River Trail would be a good place to start... ...but Salt Lake County Sheriff might)

No... we will find you. Don't you worry about that. If we don't, private securities or the Parks Department might...

One could also try one of the local gay bars...

Skybar, Gossip, the old Vortex, the older Ice... Area 51 on Tuesdays, Thursdays, or Saturdays... Trapp Door (if you're not afraid of 50+ men... *shudder)

And if all else fails, the is always the server room here or the Chatue de Smiley, aka, my apartment

Yeah... especially when even your MOM thinks you need to get laid.

Oh, and if you don't mind risking having your bishop find out, and you have a mormon fetish, try craigslist

I've tried... You're gonna find that half of those listings are missionaries who either wanna try something so freaky, your back will hurt for a week... Or they want a "Come to Jesus" meeting to "bless" the gay out of you... that end up with doing the first thing... Haha

ETA : Plus, with Craigslist, you run the risk of hooking up... with your bishop. Yeah, talk about awkward!

[bunnyboy]

Skybar, Gossip, the old Vortex, the older Ice... Area 51 on Tuesdays, Thursdays, or Saturdays... Trapp Door (if you're not afraid of 50+ men... *shudder)

Thank you Fenrus, you are a godssend... good looking guys (except the last one *shudder*) , maybe some alcohol, wheeeeee! know what I'm gonna do if I don't have an attatchment and I get dragged (kicking and screaming I might add) to General Conference.