No, sir, I can't remove 9 adult movies from your bill...

[KMMCurly]

no, I just spend way too much time on Trib Talk.
Seriously, the homophobes on there know more about the underground gay scene in Salt Lake than most of the gay people I know in Salt Lake

Taking into consideration the whole 'all homophobes are just very closeted' thing that sounds about right.

[smileyeagle1021]

Skybar, Gossip, the old Vortex, the older Ice... Area 51 on Tuesdays, Thursdays, or Saturdays... Trapp Door (if you're not afraid of 50+ men... *shudder)
Yeah... especially when even your MOM thinks you need to get laid.

wait... Skybar is a gay bar... I knew there was something just a bit fruity about the Red Lion
Speaking of gay bars... what's that one on State Street just north of I believe either 39th or 33rd (which I'm embarrassed to admit, that despite the fact that for a long time I drove past it every day for my commute to work had NO idea what it was until only a few months ago )

and yes, even my mother is now telling me that I need to get laid... that is how sad my life has become
I truly wish Fenrus was making that part up
then to add insult to injury, that is the most liked status update I've ever had on facebook
Smiley needs a hug

I've tried... You're gonna find that half of those listings are missionaries who either wanna try something so freaky, your back will hurt for a week... Or they want a "Come to Jesus" meeting to "bless" the gay out of you... that end up with doing the first thing... Haha

ETA : Plus, with Craigslist, you run the risk of hooking up... with your bishop. Yeah, talk about awkward!

wait... hooking up... with your bishop... please tell me you don't speak from personal experience

eta

Thank you Fenrus, you are a godssend... good looking guys (except the last one *shudder*) , maybe some alcohol, wheeeeee! know what I'm gonna do if I don't have an attatchment and I get dragged (kicking and screaming I might add) to General Conference.

I've always wondered how many people who went to General Conference weren't going entirely of their free will...
though that does remind me of a missed connection ad I saw on Craigslist that if I really hope isn't legit, because if it is, I really feel sorry for the guy it was M4M "hey, I saw you at General Conference, I don't remember what row we were in, but you were the guy with the white shirt and a tie, I also had a white shirt and a tie. Message me if you also felt a connection" (hint, every single guy at general conference wears a white shirt and tie... it's actually kinda creepy seeing so many people dressed EXACTLY alike wandering around downtown).
ETA- and yes, when I was a practicing Mormon, I was the type who would wear a blue shirt or a red shirt and tie to General Conference... just to throw people off

[AriRashkae]

Is it just me, or would any other female around here laugh and cackle if they discovered a porn hotel movie on her bf/hubby's bill?

I'd ask him if they were any good. Then again, he draws the stuff, so it's not a big deal to me.

[Skeksin]

Uniporn!

and how would the rest of the Dungeons and Dragons crew feel about that? Especially the Barbarian? Hope Venger doesn't show up at an inappropriate time.

[mattm04]

You know, if these guys had a clue, they'd get a pre-paid gift card and then just put their porn on that, and nobody would ever know.

^-.-^

That would require thinking, and we know that is not allowed.

[Andara Bledin]

That would require thinking, and we know that is not allowed.

Well, you know, all the blood's going to the wrong head, after all.

^-.-^

[tropicsgoddess]

Oooh...now THAT'S my kinda cleaning.... They should do something like that for cleaning services.

[Plague*Star]

You know, if these guys had a clue, they'd get a pre-paid gift card and then just put their porn on that, and nobody would ever know.

^-.-^

heh, sounds like a great niche marketing opportunity:
"...and for everything *ahem* else, there's PornoCard."

Would also give new meaning to the phrase, "percentage of the gross".

P*S

[smileyeagle1021]

Oooh...now THAT'S my kinda cleaning.... They should do something like that for cleaning services.

Have you ever seen Naked Boys Singing... there's a song on there about the naked maid... I don't think I can afford one myself, want to go halves on one

[cinema guy]

Oooh...now THAT'S my kinda cleaning.... They should do something like that for cleaning services.

http://www.nakedcleaners.co.uk/ Warning NSFW.

[HorrorFrogPrincess]

http://www.nakedcleaners.co.uk/ Warning NSFW.

When I become a millionaire...

[Imogene]

When I become a millionaire...

I'll buy you a green dress,
But not a real green dress, that's cruel.

[smileyeagle1021]

http://www.nakedcleaners.co.uk/ Warning NSFW.

too bad they're in the UK... otherwise Brad would be on his way to the house right now

[HorrorFrogPrincess]

too bad they're in the UK... otherwise Brad would be on his way to the house right now

Little too young-looking for me. I'd take Neil, if not for the fact that he's got breasts. XD

[Andara Bledin]

Little too young-looking for me. I'd take Neil, if not for the fact that he's got breasts. XD

He does not. Although the cut of the collar on that jacket makes his right pec look a bit odd.

^-.-^