are you even listening?

[dispatch]

had a bright one just now

me: "*unnamed* towing, this is dispatch"
SC: "yeah, hi, do you guys tow cars?"
me: *a little confused, tow in general? tow from buisnesses?* "yeeeeah, how can I help you"

turns out he needed to get pulled out of a ditch, something anyone with a sturdy rope and a brain could help him with, but I don't mind charging people for their ignorance

[friendofjimmyk]

Hee hee!

ME: ***** towing, how can I help you?
SC: Do you tow cars?
ME: No, we tow cookies. Chocolate chip only.
SC: ?

[pbmods]

me: "*unnamed* towing, this is dispatch"
SC: "yeah, hi, do you guys tow cars?"
Me: *looking over my shoulder* "No, we've got at least two dozen over here."