Two incidents today.
1) A lady had just gotten in line with her kids. The kids wanted to go to McDonalds for lunch, and were starting to get kind of whiny about it. She said "No, we can't go to McDonalds. Eating there will make you sick and fat and ugly."
2) I was in a register the first half of my shift that was right by a donut display. A smartass comes up and says "Why'd they put you by the donut display?" Kind of not knowing what he was asking, I replied "Well, this is an express lane and we need at least one person in here right now." He said, "No, why'd they put YOU in here? You look like you've had more than your share of donuts in your lifetime."
Yes, I'm fat, asshole. But I can lose the weight, and you'll always be an asshole.
1) A lady had just gotten in line with her kids. The kids wanted to go to McDonalds for lunch, and were starting to get kind of whiny about it. She said "No, we can't go to McDonalds. Eating there will make you sick and fat and ugly."


2) I was in a register the first half of my shift that was right by a donut display. A smartass comes up and says "Why'd they put you by the donut display?" Kind of not knowing what he was asking, I replied "Well, this is an express lane and we need at least one person in here right now." He said, "No, why'd they put YOU in here? You look like you've had more than your share of donuts in your lifetime."
Yes, I'm fat, asshole. But I can lose the weight, and you'll always be an asshole.
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