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  • My Quick Laugh

    We got a bad review on one of our receipt surveys.

    In the comments section on how we may improve she wrote this,and only this, word for word:

    "I know you have a return policy but I'm just upset that it has to apply to ME!"

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    Classic EW. Understands the return policy but wishes she were magically exempt for no reason at all.

  • #2
    I can't believe she actually admitted it!
    "Is it hot in here to you? It's very warm, isn't it?"--Nero, probably

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    • #3
      That was um....honest!
      I don't get paid enough to kiss your a**! -Groezig 5/31/08
      Another day...another million braincells lost...-Sarlon 6/16/08
      Chivalry is not dead. It's just direly underappreciated. -Samaliel 9/15/09

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      • #4
        Quoth jjllbb View Post
        "I know you have a return policy but I'm just upset that it has to apply to ME!"
        At least this EW was honest about it.
        I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my keister!

        Who is John Galt?
        -Ayn Rand, Atlas Shrugged

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        • #5
          That was too funny, well I guess honesty is the best policy.
          Am I sad because I am looking forward to the day when the people I will be dealing with will no longer be able to talk back?

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          • #6
            I can't help but think of Queenie from Blackadder II. Or Veruca Salt. Or any other fictional spoiled princess.
            Ah, tally-ho, yippety-dip, and zing zang spillip! Looking forward to bullying off for the final chukka?

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            • #7
              Bonus:

              New review today. The cashier got a zero on their score because:

              "The cashier was TOO friendly..."

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