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  • Stop getting "jiggy" with it and answer the damn phone!

    I finally have time to post all the stories that happened this week.

    I was on the 2nd floor, and I hear someone's cell go off. It's not playing anything I heard of before, but it seems like a ring-tone that came with the phone.

    So, it's going off, and I see the moron just giggling and "dancing" (mostly jumping up and down on the balls of her feet) to the music. She starts to reach into her bra to pull the phone out () but she doesn't answer it and keeps on "dancing". I go to a cw and we are talking about the woman not answering her phone and finally she does. She has her long conversation, but she wasn't really loud.

    I was trying to think of a way to ask her to answer her phone that doesn't get her pissed off enough to complain about me.

    I figured a simple "Ma'm, do you mind answering your phone? It's distracting the patrons," will cause me more problems from her than what it's worth.
    Time! Time! Time is what turns kittens into cats.

    Don't teach me a lesson; all I learn is that you are an asshole.

    I wish porn had subtitles.

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    Gaaaah!!!! That's just...ughh. Okay I need some .
    I don't get paid enough to kiss your a**! -Groezig 5/31/08
    Another day...another million braincells lost...-Sarlon 6/16/08
    Chivalry is not dead. It's just direly underappreciated. -Samaliel 9/15/09

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    • #3
      It was in her bra? Yeah, I'm sure we all need to have a reason to look at your breasts.
      How was I supposed to know someone was slipping you Birth Control in the food I've been making for you lately?

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      • #4
        hopefully it wasn't on vibrate
        Now, if you smell the roses but it doesn't lift your spirits, you're either allergic to rose pollen or you need medical intervention. ~ Seshat

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        • #5
          O_o;; well i guess i'm an idiot too... i keep my phone on vibrate and in my bra when I'm at work... i can't always hear it when it rings or feel it in my pocket otherwise. That, and I can't break it if it's in my bra...
          "FUCK NO I DON'T WANT YOUR FREAKY ALIEN MOTHERSHIP ORANGES. " - Cookiesaur
          ~~

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          • #6
            Reminds me of an incident at the convenience store, where a girl with an, errm, ample amount of chest area was attempting to pay for her purchase while a friend was chatting with her on her cell phone. Rather than keeping the phone to her ear as she got out the money, she set it to 'speakerphone', and nestled it in her bra. As she was paying, and the voice of her friend continued to emanate from the phone, she remarked "It's like my boob is talking to me."
            Goofy music!
            Old tech junk!

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            • #7
              I hate it when they put their ID, Money, credit card and check book (yes, I finally saw a woman who did this) in their bra. Its icky.

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              • #8
                Na na na-na na na na, na na na-na na na!
                (Getting jiggy wit' it)

                ...Okay, now I have the very amusing image of some woman dancing around to that song while it plays from her bra.

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                • #9
                  Quoth Soulstealer View Post
                  It was in her bra? Yeah, I'm sure we all need to have a reason to look at your breasts.
                  Hey now, I'm a GUY... I don't NEED a reason!

                  But that being said... it's always nice to have one!
                  "Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
                  --StanFlouride

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                  • #10
                    I second Jack's sentiment!

                    It's hard enough as is to keep focused on someone's face...

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                    • #11
                      Quoth MercenaryMuffin View Post
                      I second Jack's sentiment!

                      It's hard enough as is to keep focused on someone's face...


                      Preaching to the choir, my friend!
                      "Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
                      --StanFlouride

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                      • #12
                        Quoth MercenaryMuffin View Post
                        Na na na-na na na na, na na na-na na na!
                        (Getting jiggy wit' it)

                        ...Okay, now I have the very amusing image of some woman dancing around to that song while it plays from her bra.
                        Beat me to it

                        Although I had "Shake it, shake it, shake it like a polaroid picture" in my head.
                        The best professors are mad scientists! -Zoom

                        Now queen of USSR-Land...

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