This story stems from two calls I took today.
Just do it
And I don't mean the Nike slogan.
Small background. I work for a prepaid cellular provider. One of my jobs is handling calls that pertain to Local number portability, or the process by which you are able to keep your phone number if you change service providers. One of the requirements for LNP is that the number has to be active with service from some provider (referred to as the OSP, or original service provider).
This customer had called to check up on her LNP request that she made on Thursday. The phone number was not active. To clarify this is not an instant response. We have to submit the request and then the OSP responded back about 30 minutes later that the number was no longer active.
Me: Ok Ma'am, it looks like the response we received from your original provider is that the number is not active.
SC: But it was active when I called the request in.
Me: The response came 30 minutes after the request was submitted. At this stage what you would need to do would be to call your original provider and see if they would be willing to reactivate the number long enough to let it port.
SC: But I was told it needed to be deactivated to port the number.
Me: I do apologize Ma'am, but whomever told you that was wrong. It does need to be active to be ported.
SC: So what do I need to do.
Me: As I said before, you would need to call the original provider to see if they would be willing to turn it on long enough to be ported.
SC: Why didn't anyone call me.
Me: According to the request you declined to provide and alternate means of contact. As your cell phone number was not active we had no way to call you ma'am.
SC: Well what are you going to do about this then?
Me: Ma'am I fail to see that we need to do anything. At this stage if you want I can activate a new phone number for you with our company, or you can call the original provider to see if they would be willing to turn the account back on long enough to port the number over. Or you can choose to activate service with another provider if you want.
SC: Just port it.
Me: Ma'am I already explained why I am not able to do that.
SC: But I was misinformed this isn't fair.
Me: Ma'am misinformation aside, it is physically impossible for me to port an inactive telephone number. Again I do apologize that you were misinformed, but that does not change the fact that this number is in a state that prevents it from being ported.
SC: Well I'm just gonna write a letter to the FCC, they will make you do it.
Me: Ok, you have a nice day then ma'am.
That's what I want
This falls under a completely unreasonable request.
SD (sucky dealer): I want to activate a phone please.
Me: Ok, what area code do you need.
SD: 310, but it needs to be local to Los Angeles.
Me: I'm sorry, but 310 doesn't service Los Angeles California. If you want it to be local to LA it would need to be 323 or 213.
SD: But the customer wants a 310 number.
Me: I can do that, but it won't be local to LA.
SD: But the customer needs a local LA number.
Me: Ok, they will need to settle for 323 or 213 then.
SD: But I told you they want 310.
Me: And I've told you that 310 doesn't service LA. This is a physical impossibility.
SD: Why can't you make 310 local to LA.
Me: Because the phone system in California is set up so that 310 does not service Los Angeles. Only 323 or 213 do.
SD: Well, you should get someone to change your system.
Me: This isn't <my company's> system making this restriction. This is how the NANPA (North American Numbering Plan Association) decided to set up the area codes in California. I could not change this if I wanted to.
SD: Well I think we'll just have the customer activate with a different service then.
Me: Ok, that's their choice.
SD: You don't care if you're losing a customer.
ME: Not over something that is completely out of my control.
SD: You know you're a rude son of a bit** *click*
Me:
Just do it
And I don't mean the Nike slogan.
Small background. I work for a prepaid cellular provider. One of my jobs is handling calls that pertain to Local number portability, or the process by which you are able to keep your phone number if you change service providers. One of the requirements for LNP is that the number has to be active with service from some provider (referred to as the OSP, or original service provider).
This customer had called to check up on her LNP request that she made on Thursday. The phone number was not active. To clarify this is not an instant response. We have to submit the request and then the OSP responded back about 30 minutes later that the number was no longer active.
Me: Ok Ma'am, it looks like the response we received from your original provider is that the number is not active.
SC: But it was active when I called the request in.
Me: The response came 30 minutes after the request was submitted. At this stage what you would need to do would be to call your original provider and see if they would be willing to reactivate the number long enough to let it port.
SC: But I was told it needed to be deactivated to port the number.
Me: I do apologize Ma'am, but whomever told you that was wrong. It does need to be active to be ported.
SC: So what do I need to do.
Me: As I said before, you would need to call the original provider to see if they would be willing to turn it on long enough to be ported.
SC: Why didn't anyone call me.
Me: According to the request you declined to provide and alternate means of contact. As your cell phone number was not active we had no way to call you ma'am.
SC: Well what are you going to do about this then?
Me: Ma'am I fail to see that we need to do anything. At this stage if you want I can activate a new phone number for you with our company, or you can call the original provider to see if they would be willing to turn the account back on long enough to port the number over. Or you can choose to activate service with another provider if you want.
SC: Just port it.
Me: Ma'am I already explained why I am not able to do that.
SC: But I was misinformed this isn't fair.
Me: Ma'am misinformation aside, it is physically impossible for me to port an inactive telephone number. Again I do apologize that you were misinformed, but that does not change the fact that this number is in a state that prevents it from being ported.
SC: Well I'm just gonna write a letter to the FCC, they will make you do it.
Me: Ok, you have a nice day then ma'am.
That's what I want
This falls under a completely unreasonable request.
SD (sucky dealer): I want to activate a phone please.
Me: Ok, what area code do you need.
SD: 310, but it needs to be local to Los Angeles.
Me: I'm sorry, but 310 doesn't service Los Angeles California. If you want it to be local to LA it would need to be 323 or 213.
SD: But the customer wants a 310 number.
Me: I can do that, but it won't be local to LA.
SD: But the customer needs a local LA number.
Me: Ok, they will need to settle for 323 or 213 then.
SD: But I told you they want 310.
Me: And I've told you that 310 doesn't service LA. This is a physical impossibility.
SD: Why can't you make 310 local to LA.
Me: Because the phone system in California is set up so that 310 does not service Los Angeles. Only 323 or 213 do.
SD: Well, you should get someone to change your system.
Me: This isn't <my company's> system making this restriction. This is how the NANPA (North American Numbering Plan Association) decided to set up the area codes in California. I could not change this if I wanted to.
SD: Well I think we'll just have the customer activate with a different service then.
Me: Ok, that's their choice.
SD: You don't care if you're losing a customer.
ME: Not over something that is completely out of my control.
SD: You know you're a rude son of a bit** *click*
Me:

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