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  • #16
    Oh i make sure to check 10's and up... I like my job and don't feel like opening myself up to a short drawer. Heck if I am over a penny or under a penny I am a sad panda.

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    • #17
      Quoth Kimmik View Post
      Oh i make sure to check 10's and up... I like my job and don't feel like opening myself up to a short drawer. Heck if I am over a penny or under a penny I am a sad panda.
      We have a shared till among all shifts at the hotel, and its always off a little 'cause my co-workers cant count. (One time I watched one of them count it 5 times in a row and come up with wildly different amounts each time.)
      Anyway, we have a little change box I like to call REALLY petty cash for when you're over or under a few cents. Problem is, every time it get more than a dollar in it, it gets raided for the vending machines
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      • #18
        I had a customer the other day who told me he didn't have the money for something I tried to offer him then proceeded to pull a giant wad of bills out of his pocket to pay for his purchase.
        "If we refund your money, give you a free replacement and shoot the manager, then will you be happy?" - sign seen in a restaurant

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        • #19
          "Don't fucking curse around my kids like that!"
          One of my grandma's favorite lines was "Don't curse, dammit!"
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          • #20
            my friends are friends with a mormon and he doesn't want swears around his kids and so they bleep themselves out in real life...it's amusing...

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            • #21
              That is funny.

              .....but cussing in order to tell others not to cuss? That's O_o.
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              • #22
                I hope you made sure that the $50 was legit.
                Naw she probably falsified or stole the food stamp card.

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                • #23
                  I sometimes carry large ammounts of cash on me, but I have good reason...I don't have checks so i pay my landlord directly with cash...

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                  • #24
                    Quoth Kimmik View Post
                    She could afford 15+ dollar makeup but not 1.50 for the kids..
                    How is it that I'm the first person to suggest that the makeup is a business expense?
                    Quoth jerkface11 View Post
                    Naw she probably falsified or stole the food stamp card.
                    Considering what my guess is as to her profession, the card's hers and she doesn't report the money she has. Let's just say, she probably gets paid "under the table." ... among otehr things ...

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                    • #25
                      I'm just thinking it was fake since it wouldn't scan.

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