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On the topic of why anyone would move to california.
For this month, every person who has told me they thought I was attractive has lived either in San Francisco, Dallas, or Boston. Dallas is way too hot, Boston is way too cold... which leaves San Fran
That and San Francisco seems to be the unofficial gay geek capital of the world, has an airport that puts SLC to shame, has a hell of a lot more jobs in my chosen career path (if I ever actually finish college, unless I can find a better paying job that may be a big if since I can't really afford it right now), as Megg pointed out doesn't have snow, and the city itself has a certain character to it, unlike Salt Lake which, unless you are into chapels and temples, is a bunch of bland office buildings surrounded by a bunch of bland shopping centers, surrounded by endless miles of bland cookie cutter homes and generic apartment complexes. The city, with the exception of downtown, the avenues, and sugarhouse, has no soul.
Put in short, if I could move I would already be packing.
Oh, and I take back the first thing I said, there was someone from Idaho who complimented me... except, being a woman isn't my gender of preference, and she was drunk, and she thought it was sexy how I looked a bit like the Pillsburry Dough Boythat is just wrong on so many levels
If you wish to find meaning, listen to the music not the song
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Oh, and I take back the first thing I said, there was someone from Idaho who complimented me... except, being a woman isn't my gender of preference, and she was drunk, and she thought it was sexy how I looked a bit like the Pillsburry Dough Boy that is just wrong on so many levels"You mean you don’t have the one piece of information you actually need? Well, stick your grubby paws in the crayon box, yank one out and colour me Fucking Shocked Fuchsia." - Gravekeeper
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Quoth smileyeagle1021 View Post(of course the perv in me kind of wishes that I had been the one that had been sent up to his roomyeah, I'm terrible).
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I don't spose you could have posted a cheque for his change? That way, you could have had it itemised. I'd be prepared to bet his mommy would be opening his mail for him
Hmm - Cali... sounds like Queensland... only a lot more expensive!(well, maybe not the opera... although....) As the ads say - "Queensland - beautiful one day, perfect the next"
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Quoth JoitheArtist View PostReasons to live in California:
Plants: As long as you don't have many allergies, all the blooming plants. My favorites are the jacaranda trees. Clouds of purple flowers, all over the Southland--GORGEOUS.
Someday I will own one. Maybe even fifty. ALL THE BLOOMS WILL BE MINE! BWAHAHA!!!
*hushes*
Also, Mongolian BBQ is awesome. Local produce too.
It's harder to find this stuff where I am right now, but it's around, and it rocks.Last edited by RootedPhoenix; 06-10-2009, 09:10 AM. Reason: adding links. wikipedia ftw! also fixing things.1129. I will refrain from casting Dimension Jump and Magnificent Mansion on every police box we pass.
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Quoth smileyeagle1021 View Postand two, for those of us who don't drink that much, it's still a moot point
Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View PostI've not been in much of California--only from say Bakersfield to Yosemite National Park on a vacation a few years ago--but what I saw wasn't anything special.
And to those who live in Bakersfield, my apologies. Not for what I said above, mind you....just for you living there!
Quoth smileyeagle1021 View PostDallas is way too hot, Boston is way too cold... which leaves San Fran
I never got that Mark Twain line about the coldest winter he ever spent was the summer he spent in San Francisco.....until I spent some time in San Francisco.
I get it. Oh, do I ever.
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Hmmm... Here in Louisville (of course, we're Kentuckiana, not Kentucky... and if/when any of you ever visit, you'll understand) we have: earthquakes (had one in December), but we also have lots of trees, local produce, generally great weather, lots of culture, plenty of places to go drinking after hours (Jester), awesome gay clubs that are very classy (Smiley), great jobs (Smiley again... oh and me), and I only pay $400 for my downtown 1 bedroom apartment with 12ft ceilings, floor to ceiling windows, in an historic building.
I'd love to visit California, but never live there (though I could transfer there if I wanted..)
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Quoth JoitheArtist View PostMy favorites are the jacaranda trees. Clouds of purple flowers, all over the Southland--GORGEOUS.
They're fun to drive over, though. They make neat popping noises. Like nature's bubble wrap!
Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View PostI've not been in much of California--only from say Bakersfield to Yosemite National Park on a vacation a few years ago--but what I saw wasn't anything special.Quoth Jester View PostJudging California by what you saw in Bakersfield would be like judging New Jersey based on Newark. Not all of Jersey is that disgusting, and not all of California is as mind-numbingly boring as Bakersfield. Bakersfield sucks big donkey dick, but is not in any way representative of California, my friend!
Quoth Food Lady View PostAnd I'm an ex-Californian. Here's what I don't miss:
--smog
--gangs
--crowded schools
--graffiti everywhere
--empty fields full of trash
--police helicopters over my neighborhood
--having to compete with illegals for a min. wage job
--$750 to $1000 for a 1-bed apt
--mountain lions, coyotes, rattlesnakes
Quoth smileyeagle1021 View PostOn the topic of why anyone would move to california.
For this month, every person who has told me they thought I was attractive has lived either in San Francisco, Dallas, or Boston. Dallas is way too hot, Boston is way too cold... which leaves San Fran
^-.-^Faith is about what you do. It's about aspiring to be better and nobler and kinder than you are. It's about making sacrifices for the good of others. - Dresden
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Quoth Andara Bledin View PostYou could always come to Long Beach. We've got a massive GLBT population in this area, from what I've gathered.
I'm just going off of where most guys who have said I'm their type have come from, and I haven't gotten any from Long Beach yet
Then again, my only social interactions are online and with guests, we don't get guests from Salt Lake (save those cheating on spouses) and don't get much from SoCal either...
If you wish to find meaning, listen to the music not the song
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Heh. I'm willing to bet that the majority of SoCalers to hit Utah only show up to watch when the Lakers are up there.
(I don't actually know this, I'm just pokin' fun)
^-.-^Faith is about what you do. It's about aspiring to be better and nobler and kinder than you are. It's about making sacrifices for the good of others. - Dresden
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Quoth smileyeagle1021 View PostOn the topic of why anyone would move to california.
...has an airport that puts SLC to shame...Best thing to do on incoming flights is to tell as many people as you can to look out the windows for Alcatraz island. See, on the incoming flights you come in over the ocean, and the runway ends very close to the shore. So as you are looking out the window you lose sight of the airport and all you see is the beautiful ocean.... getting closer.... and closer..... and you see the shadow getting closer.... and you see the startled looks on the fish.... and then you hit runway and are down.
And the steward/ess hates you for making a plane full of people freak out that they are going to die in the ocean.
Please tip generously.
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PCGameGuy, Salt Lake Internation is kind of like that too with one of the runways... it goes into the wetlands a little... so it looks like you are about to crash into a marsh
In Reno the flight path takes you close enough to the Grand Sierra Resort to be able to see the outlines of people standing by their windows.
And yes, I've been to SFO once... and I did think it looked like we were ditching in the bayIf you wish to find meaning, listen to the music not the song
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