Douchebags on Parade!

[Jester]

The favourite was the one my roommate used: "Sams Funeral Emporium and Pizza Parlour. You stab 'em, we slab 'em."

My buddy Photo Dude answers his phone like that, at least when I call him. Oftentimes he will use my ex, That Vile Woman, as the butt of the joke. Then again, sometimes he'll use ME. Typical Photo Dude answer to a call:

"[That Vile Woman]'s Crab Shack, she's got crabs."

No, he's not right. Why do you think we get along so well?

[prb]

[QUOTE]The favourite was the one my roommate used: "Sams Funeral Emporium and Pizza Parlour. You stab 'em, we slab 'em."[/IMG]That sounds a lot better than the one I usually use - "Bobs Porn Shack, latest arrival is midget porn"