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    Guy tries to steal, then asks for discount

    I had to fill in for a co-worker's, P's, break, and when I walked into her register, she said, "Cosmic Cat, there is this guy that you need to watch! He keeps making returns over and over again! He bought this stuff here *points to sacks* and he wants to buy this other stuff *points to pile of stuff.*"

    So later the guy comes back. He said, "Can I have one giant sack for this stuff so I don't have to carry two bags?"

    So I give him the other bag and he puts the two smaller sacks in it. Then he starts putting the *unpaid* items in it.

    Me: You didn't pay for that one.
    SC: Um, uh, I forgot.
    Me: Would you like to pay for it now?
    SC: Yes.
    Me: *scan*
    SC: How much was that toolbox?
    Me: $39.99
    SC: WHAT?!? YA'LL ARE RIPPING ME OFF! I COULD GO TO WAL-MART AND GET THE SAME THING FOR $3! Blah Blah blah! Complain complain! Isn't it on sale?
    Me: No.
    SC: Um, it should be half off.
    Me: Is that what the sign said?
    SC: No. But there was like, um, this other toolbox one time, and it was half off.
    Me: I'm sorry, but you'll have to pay the regular price.
    SC: I don't want it. I'M LEAVING!
    Me: *calls LP*

    Crazy man! First he tries to steal the toolbox, then demands that I give it to him for half the price! What an idiot!
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  • #2
    Quoth Cosmic Cat View Post
    Then he starts putting the *unpaid* items in it.
    Right in front of you? Man, this guy is new at this whole "stealing" thing-maybe in should get lessons or something.
    I pray for the strength to change what I can, the inability to change what I can't, and the incapacity to tell the difference -Calvin, Calvin & Hobbes

    Being a pessimist and cynical wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't right so often!

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    • #3
      Quoth Spiffy McMoron View Post
      Right in front of you? Man, this guy is new at this whole "stealing" thing-maybe in should get lessons or something.
      WOn't the universe collapse if SCs begin to learn from mistakes?

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      • #4
        Quoth kurisu7885 View Post
        WOn't the universe collapse if SCs begin to learn from mistakes?
        Just the opposite-most of the time, being an SC is a mistake.
        I pray for the strength to change what I can, the inability to change what I can't, and the incapacity to tell the difference -Calvin, Calvin & Hobbes

        Being a pessimist and cynical wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't right so often!

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        • #5
          Quoth Cosmic Cat View Post
          SC: Um, it should be half off.
          Me: Is that what the sign said?
          SC: No. But there was like, um, this other toolbox one time, and it was half off.
          Clearly, this gentleman carefully plotted this elaborate ruse. Impenetrable logic, right there.

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          • #6
            Quoth Cosmic Cat View Post
            SC: WHAT?!? YA'LL ARE RIPPING ME OFF! I COULD GO TO WAL-MART AND GET THE SAME THING FOR $3! Blah Blah blah! Complain complain! Isn't it on sale?
            it seems the concept of 'quality' is alien to this assbag.
            DILLIGAF

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            • #7
              Quoth Cosmic Cat View Post
              SC: How much was that toolbox?
              Me: $39.99
              SC: WHAT?!? YA'LL ARE RIPPING ME OFF! I COULD GO TO WAL-MART AND GET THE SAME THING FOR $3!
              A toolbox for $3??? I don't even think thrift stores sell them for that price.

              What a loser that guy is.
              Unseen but seeing
              oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
              There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
              3rd shift needs love, too
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              • #8
                i'd like to see this mythical $3 toolbox myself, but it's hiding behind the leprechaun's pot of gold.
                look! it's ghengis khan!
                Sorry, but while I can do many things, extracting heads from anuses isn't one of them. (so sayeth the irv)

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                • #9
                  If that guy wanted a toolbox for that price, he should have gone to a open air flea market, or even yard and/or garage sales.
                  Under The Moon Paranormal Research
                  San Joaquin Valley Paranormal Research

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                  • #10
                    Fitting. a $3 toolbox for a cheap tool.

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                    • #11
                      I have seen the $3 toolbox, and it is not mythical, nor hiding, nor even that hard to find.

                      It IS, however, cheap, plastic, small, and priced about $2.50 too high for the quality craftsmanship it represents.

                      "The Customer Is Always Right...But The Bartender Decides Who Is                       Still A Customer."

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                      • #12
                        Do people not realize that retail is not "Let's make a deal?" You pay the goddamn price listed on the item, or don't buy it.

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