These are all real inquiries I've gotten from customers:
"Do you sell stuff there?"
No, we just put it on display for you to come look at
"Will you take a check that has a name on it other than mine?"
Why yes, we don't give a shit about fraud, come right on down.
"Do you have that game with the guy with the gun on it?"
To which of the 342 games that fit this description are you referring?
"Do you sell bar stools?"
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?
"Do you have pong?
You're about 30 years too late
"Can I use my SSN card/Vehicle Insurance Card/Birth certificate/etc as ID for a trade?"
Um no, what part of PHOTO ID do you not get?
"Do you sell Ipods/Iphones/Laptop chargers/Stereos?[/i]
Only games here, that's why we have GAME right in our business name. We aren't Electronics R us
"Do you ticketmaster here?"
Uh no, what in the hell would ever lead you to believe that, we aren't listed anywhere near tickets in the phonebook, we have never sold tickets nor have we ever been affiliated with ticketmaster in any way. (believe it or not I've been asked this by MORE than one customer!)
"Do you sell stuff there?"
No, we just put it on display for you to come look at
"Will you take a check that has a name on it other than mine?"
Why yes, we don't give a shit about fraud, come right on down.
"Do you have that game with the guy with the gun on it?"
To which of the 342 games that fit this description are you referring?
"Do you sell bar stools?"
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?
"Do you have pong?
You're about 30 years too late
"Can I use my SSN card/Vehicle Insurance Card/Birth certificate/etc as ID for a trade?"
Um no, what part of PHOTO ID do you not get?
"Do you sell Ipods/Iphones/Laptop chargers/Stereos?[/i]
Only games here, that's why we have GAME right in our business name. We aren't Electronics R us
"Do you ticketmaster here?"
Uh no, what in the hell would ever lead you to believe that, we aren't listed anywhere near tickets in the phonebook, we have never sold tickets nor have we ever been affiliated with ticketmaster in any way. (believe it or not I've been asked this by MORE than one customer!)
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