I got shown the most interesting complaint letter at work today, that I just had to scan it and show people. However, the guy's hand writing is fairly terrible, so I've transcribed it for the reading "pleasure" of the cs community.
The letter is transcribed as exactly as I can make out, with approximations of the spacing used, and errors contained. It's wrapped in code tags to preserve the indentation's he put at the start of paragraphs instead of using more of his half ply paper.
Oh, and I did fail to transcribe the return address and name from the letter.
Although, he did date it "6 Jun 06" (though this is a new and recent letter, as shown by the postage date)
Warning, it does contain strong language.
The letter is transcribed as exactly as I can make out, with approximations of the spacing used, and errors contained. It's wrapped in code tags to preserve the indentation's he put at the start of paragraphs instead of using more of his half ply paper.
Oh, and I did fail to transcribe the return address and name from the letter.
Although, he did date it "6 Jun 06" (though this is a new and recent letter, as shown by the postage date)
Warning, it does contain strong language.
Code:
Dear Sir ( or Ma`am as the case might be) I wish to make a complaint against your female employee. Don't know her identity but she was on duty about 12.30 PM Today. Some bloody male jerk-off apparently had been sitting at the computer station next to the one I was using. He wasn't there when I started using the computer. Nor did I see any packet of fags or wallet or money or anything else at that position when I started to use the computer. Anyway he rolls up and asks me if I saw anything at the position he was using. I tell him no and he goes away. Next thing I know your smart arse maggot bitch rolls up demanding to search my bag. Not even the common courtesy of a please. No apology or thank you when I show her. And she has the infernal hide to get offended when as a result I tell her to fuck off & asks me to leave. Again no please, that I can recall. She'll never know how dangerously close she came to get her head punched off her shoulder. I left. Now, I'll give you an ultimatim. I DON'T expect you to give me a written apology. I DONT hold you responsible for this sluts action. But I want a written apology from her. And if she refuses I wan't you to fire her. Do that and I'll cheerfully give your lawyer a written agreement not to sue you. I am NOT interested in shaking you down for money, if that is what you're thinking. But I am very seriously interested in having a very big piece ---- page break ---- out of her. I consider her action defamatory. If the bitch tries to sue for wrongful dismissal I'll take great sadistic glee testifying on your behalf in court. You lawyer will tell you I'm making you a very generous offer. So, do we have a deal going ?. & remain Yours Respectfully <name removed>
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