"Now, I'm not one to complain, but..."

[customersruinmylife]

Oh boy, don't we all love it when an SC says that? Pregnant Co-worker went to serve an older gentleman a pint of ale. He brought it back.

SC: Excuse me, this ale doesn't taste right!
PCW: Oh, OK, maybe it's getting to the end of the barrel. Would you like to try something else?
SC: Fine. I will have a pint of that! *points to random ale*

PCW makes him a new pint. About a minute later, he returns.

SC: This one doesn't taste right either!
PCW: OK, perhaps the ales we have aren't to your liking. Would you like something else? A lager?
SC: No! I will have a pint of that! *points to another ale*

PCW makes him yet another pint. Less than minute later, he is back!

SC: This pint is cloudy! Look at it!
PCW: What?!?

The pint was probably the definition of "the perfect pint" I am not kidding. It was crystal clear. Certainly not cloudy.

SC: The pints here are absolutely appauling! Appauling!
PCW: I am sorry, but that is not cloudy. Not in the slightest.
SC: Yes it is. Now, I'm not one to complain, but...
PCW: You've been here less than five minutes and you've complained THREE times!

SC turns to me.

SC: Excuse me! Please tell your barmaid that this beer is cloudy!
Me: I'm sorry, but that beer is not cloudy.
SC: It is! It's appauling!
Me: That is a fresh barrel. I hooked it up myself, and the beers lines have just been cleaned. It is crystal clear.
SC: Well, from my point of view it is cloudy!
Me: Then perhaps you should either clean your glasses or order something else.
SC:
Me: ....
SC: Fine. I will have a lager.

Pregnant Co-worker nearly pissed herself laughing at his face.

[tropicsgoddess]

CMRL, you really come up with the best lines to pwn an SC!

[bankworking]

I sent back fries at a restaurant once.

I felt horribly guilty over it, but the fries tasted old and I'd come to the restaurant instead of doing a fast food lunch specifically because I'd wanted fresh fries (which I get so rarely at fast food places that I just don't order fries anymore).

The waitress was wonderful, but I felt so guilty over sending something back that I left almost the amount of the meal again for a tip.


I am perhaps a bit too self-conscious, but I still have trouble understanding how people get so rude over minor issues with their food.

[jerkface11]

Want me to send you a case of Milwakees Best for him the next time?

[chapookie]

Want me to send you a case of Milwakees Best for him the next time?

Hell, if you're gonna send him the best (beast) of Wisconsin, why not some Schlitz?

[customersruinmylife]

CMRL, you really come up with the best lines to pwn an SC!

If only my quick wit could be used for good instead of evil...

[WhiteRose]

what, pwning an SC is BAD? you're weird...

[Food Lady]

I sent back fries at a restaurant once. I felt horribly guilty over it, but the fries tasted old and I'd come to the restaurant instead of doing a fast food lunch specifically because I'd wanted fresh fries (which I get so rarely at fast food places that I just don't order fries anymore). The waitress was wonderful, but I felt so guilty over sending something back that I left almost the amount of the meal again for a tip. I am perhaps a bit too self-conscious, but I still have trouble understanding how people get so rude over minor issues with their food.

Please be my customer! And I promise you fresh fries. *hands yummy, crispy fry to bankworking*

[Andara Bledin]

I felt horribly guilty over it, but the fries tasted old and I'd come to the restaurant instead of doing a fast food lunch specifically because I'd wanted fresh fries (which I get so rarely at fast food places that I just don't order fries anymore).

I've never had old-tasting fries. What do they taste like?

Well, the McD's fries might have been old, but I couldn't get past the pure nastiness of the oil they fried 'em in.

^-.-^

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Hell, if you're gonna send him the best (beast) of Wisconsin, why not some Schlitz?

I'd recommend Old English 800 or some Schlitz Malt Liquor. I can even arrange to have it sent to him.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

SC: Yes it is. Now, I'm not one to complain, but...

"You're doing a damn good job of it anyways."

Oh, and they've started brewing Schlitz again. I don't know if it's true beer or malt liquor. I'm almost tempted to try it.

[Slytovhand]

I love your PCW there... nice bit of input from her

But very nicely handled! Not 'rude', but quite honest and blunt... (which, to most ppl, equals rude anyway..)