Announcement

Collapse
No announcement yet.

Go figure Im a girl

Collapse
This topic is closed.
X
X
 
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

  • #31
    He is a guy. He knows what guys are like. Even if he is a teen, he KNOWS that guys are guys and girls are girls.

    Take me for instance. I watch football, drink beer, love most sports, love cars, watch ESPN, love action movies, especially with lots of explosions, and love porn.

    Of course, I also cook, love shopping in kitchen stores, can dress myself and look good doing it, can dance, watch the Food Network, and can't fix my computer or my truck on my own, being clueless as to such technical things.

    I have gotten my ass kicked at pool and air hockey to two different girls. Do I suck at those games? No. These girls just kicked ass at them, and would blow most dudes away. Including the average dipshit teeny boy.

    My stepsister could probably take apart and put together this kid's vehicle blindfolded.

    I live in a Navy and Coast Guard town, and am constantly meeting chicks that are in both. Hot chicks, too, not just butch dykes. I have met hot female Marines.

    Girls can't shoot? Right. Let me tell you, two of the best players at the two Buck Hunter games in The Bar are chicks. A third girl I know started playing it because of her (ex) husband, and was horrible at it, playing like what this guy would think was a typical girly girl. Within a month, she was kicking ass at it, playing like a pro. Not because her (ex) husband taught her how to play, but because she kept at it until she could hang with the best. Boys or girls.

    Dude was a dipshit, and is probably being raised by dipshit parents. He is am embarrassment to my gender, and should be forced to watch the Sex in the City movie eighty times in a row. (Nothing against the movie itself, but it is the biggest "chick flick" of all time, and would drive him nuts.)

    Besides, I guarantee you he can't make anything to compare with my Spaghetti del Oro.

    "The Customer Is Always Right...But The Bartender Decides Who Is
    Still A Customer."

    Comment


    • #32
      Quoth WhiteRose View Post
      woo boy, halloween must be an ecstasy trip for them with all the Zelda and Princess Peach costumes that nerd girls wear....
      Maaaaaybe.


      The Rich keep getting richer because they keep doing what it was that made them rich. Ditto the Poor.
      "Hy kan tell dey is schmot qvestions, dey is makink my head hurt."
      Hoc spatio locantur.

      Comment


      • #33
        Quoth Kimmik View Post

        TB: a girl wouldn't play shooters they can't shoot that is why the army doesn't let them in.
        Apparently he's never been on the receiving side of my Shock Rifle in Unreal 2k4.
        My Fur Affinity Page:https://www.furaffinity.net/user/thetigress/
        My Weasyl Page: https://www.weasyl.com/profile/thetigress

        Comment


        • #34
          Girls don't play FPS? Yeah, tell that to the all-girl squad my husband runs with in CoD5. They only let him in because he doesn't give them crap about being girl gamers. One of them is THE #1 player in the WORLD.

          We have a PS, PS2, 360 and 2 PS3s right now (I miss my Nintedo). Oh, and a Wii, but our FEMALE neighbor is borrowing that right now. I play WoW, and the fighting and racing games. My MOTHER is the one who got us into games.
          MySpace

          Comment


          • #35
            What a fool.

            Roughly half of my gaming group is female. My wife and I play coop in a lot of games (She loves Gears of War and Gears 2).

            Women don't game? Do us guys all a favor shut the hell up, you teenage moron.
            I have a...thing. Wanna see it?

            Comment


            • #36
              Quoth Shironu-Akaineko View Post
              One of my exes gave me the silent treatment for an entire DAY for taking three minutes to fix his tape deck.
              He had been at it for 2 hours.
              My ex did that when I fixed an issue he'd been having with his graphics card....turned out it was a configuration issue which one only had to go into the setup utility (you know, that funny program that you had to install to use the thing) screen to set right.
              "I am quite confident that I do exist."
              "Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up." The Doctor

              Comment


              • #37
                Quoth Dreamstalker View Post
                My ex did that when I fixed an issue he'd been having with his graphics card....
                Before you fixed it, did he make a snarky remark like "If I can't fix it, YOU surely can't fix it!"
                Now would be a good time to visit So Very Unofficial!

                "I've had so many nasty customers this week, my bottomless pit is now ankle-deep."-Me.

                Comment


                • #38
                  Quoth Barracuda View Post
                  Boy, I HOPE girls play games. I am single and I'm really hoping I end up with a girl who is as into gaming as I am. (ALL kinds, not just video...I love strategy board games and card games (like Magic) and live session RPGs as well.)
                  As you may have noticed, there is no shortage of us female gamers out there, of all interest and ability levels.

                  If you really want to see how many women are into gaming, just hit up your local gaming convention. I know the one I go to (Nekojin & I run the video game room) has just about as many women as men.

                  I've been gaming since the original Atari came out. My mother had bought it for herself as much as for me and my brother (we were tiny tykes at the time), and she and my father once spent a night playing a single game of Asteroids.

                  ^-.-^
                  Faith is about what you do. It's about aspiring to be better and nobler and kinder than you are. It's about making sacrifices for the good of others. - Dresden

                  Comment


                  • #39
                    Quoth Teskeria View Post

                    some people just forget the proper procedure
                    1. Open Head
                    2. Insert brain
                    3. Seal head
                    4. TURN BRAIN ON!!!
                    Point of order--shouldn't the brain be turned on before the head is sealed?
                    Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

                    "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

                    Comment


                    • #40
                      Quoth Barracuda View Post
                      Boy, I HOPE girls play games. I am single and I'm really hoping I end up with a girl who is as into gaming as I am. (ALL kinds, not just video...I love strategy board games and card games (like Magic) and live session RPGs as well.)
                      sorry, im married =) though my hubby and i did meet at a gaming store =)

                      Good luck, girl gamers need love too =)
                      EVE Online: 99% of the time you sit around waiting for something to happen, but that 1% of action is what hooks people like crack, you don't get interviewed by the BBC for a WoW raid.

                      Comment


                      • #41
                        Atari, Another early system I can't remember (aging memory, sorry), Genesis, Gamecube, Wii, DS. We've been sticking with Nintendo because of the kids, but if Sony ever manages to pull off the motion sensor for the PS3, I will be among the first in line.

                        Regarding shooting: women in the military on average score higher in shooting. It's believed that it's because women's brains are more interconnected, allowing for increased concentration on a single problem. During WWII, the Soviets had a number of female snipers. Although a man was honored with having the most kills, it's believed that a female sniper may have actually had more kills.
                        Labor boards have info on local laws for free
                        HR believes the first person in the door
                        Learn how to go over whackamole bosses' heads safely
                        Document everything
                        CS proves Dunning-Kruger effect

                        Comment


                        • #42
                          a girl wouldn't play shooters they can't shoot that is why the army doesn't let them in.
                          What era does this kid think he's living in?! Has he not seen anything about the army on TV?!

                          I've been playing video games since I was a wee tyke, and I love free-form roleplaying too. I also collect D&D stuff, and other roleplaying supplements.

                          Comment


                          • #43
                            My nephew met his current girlfriend on WoW, and I get handed my ass regularly playing Call of Duty:Modern Warfare with a woman I used to work with.

                            Women who game rock

                            ----------------
                            Listening to: Genesis - Fading Lights
                            via FoxyTunes

                            Comment


                            • #44
                              Quoth WhiteRose View Post
                              The game stores where I live are pretty good about not being discriminatory, and whenever I go to buy a game all by myself, they usually ask me if i've played other games like it and how well I liked them...
                              Back when I was a peon at Electronics Boutique, the first few times I dealt with a girl shopping was a bit difficult. Not because I was stunned by the mere appearance of a woman but rather I didn't know how to phrase my questions to them. I live in a college town and so there are lots of women in the area, especially of the age that would be playing video games; I didn't want to insult them by assuming the games weren't for them (or visa versa) - I finally settled on a fairly "safe" question: Are you shopping for yourself or someone else?


                              Quoth flutes_and_fabric View Post
                              I love playing on xbox live as a girl. Am currently addicted to team fortress. I play it on my comp for the full version, but I'm much better with a controller. Guys just think I'm a little kid when I talk...There are girls around. And Fallout is great. I just wish there were more ways to customize your home. That kid was terrible and way out of line.
                              Fallout IS great and I do agree with you about your home - I'm rolling in caps and have nothing to spend them on. I'm also really enjoying all the DLC they have - I just wish it weren't so damn pricey.

                              Speaking of your voice: I play a lot of Halo 3, so I'm just as likely to run across a girl as I am a 11 year old boy. If I ever hear a squeaky or high-pitched voice, that's the first thing I ask.



                              Quoth Talon View Post
                              Oh really? I guess Mr. Rectal Rash has never heard of Captain Kim Campbell a.k.a "Killer Chick"? Let's see him try and land a damaged A-10 Thunderbolt plane with no hydraulics.
                              If she were really that good, she wouldn't have gotten her Hog so shot up.

                              (In all fairness, what she did was pretty impressive. It's also a testament to how well built and tough the Hogs are that one could survive losing primary and back-up systems and still stay intact.)
                              Be a winner today: Pick a fight with a 4 year old.

                              Comment

                              Working...
                              X