I Wish I Was a Fireman ( epic >< )

[Gravekeeper]

Maybe he is the entire company and this is how he communicates with the outside world hoping that each time he rings a number he'll get answered by someone else? >.>

There's actually staff at that company, I've talked to them before. Though now I certainly have a few questions for them should I ever speak with them again. ><

Not sure about the secretary he talked about though...she didn't appear on the staff list.

[SG15Z]

I'm going to switch that around just a bit and call it the Suckhole Temporal Dilation Theory. It's not only slightly more accurate, but it also abbreviates to STD Theory.

It's official, there's no way I'm gonna forget this theory now.

[Becks]

It had been loved and hugged and petted and squeezed and I would bet money it was called George.

I pulled a few muscles laughing that that.

[jedimaster91]

You...you parodied Poe!!! And so well!!

...I think you've just reached godlike status in my mind...

....yeah, that's all I've got...I'm so wanting to save taht and make it my next desktop background!! Annabelle Lee has NOTHING on this... >.>

Quoted for truth. That, sir, was BRILLIANT! It's also good to know I'm not the only crazy person who loves The Raven.

I own a Beagle. She needs a friend. Too bad you couldn't rescue that poor, unfortunate puppy and send it to me. Poor puppy.

[ta2ooed1]

He wanted me to leave some strange rambling message for his secretary about getting us to set up SMS service to his cell phone except by using a "web pop up" interface so that anyone that comes to his website can send him text messages.

I'm sure that will work out fantastically for him.

Ok, I'm scared, I've been working to hard! I immediately thought of how to do it! If there was a phone that accepted HL7 (medical software format) I could probably setup that interface

[Gravekeeper]

Ok, I'm scared, I've been working to hard! I immediately thought of how to do it! If there was a phone that accepted HL7 (medical software format) I could probably setup that interface

We don't use actual phones. -.-

Though we do have one special "phone" for hearing deaf/impaired callers. I forget the name of it.

[XCashier]

You...you parodied Poe!!! And so well!! ...Annabelle Lee has NOTHING on this... >.>

Oh, no kidding, that was brilliant! Too bad you had to deal with that schmuck, though. And all those others. (Seriously, what kind of manager toddles off for two hours while his building is being flooded?! If he's still employed tomorrow, it'll be a major surprise.)

Another "Raven" parody here.

[invadernina]

I love the Poe parody! Those are hard to write too. His rhyme schemes are all funky.

I just had to comment about the bathroom graffiti. I've seen a lot of "normal" bathroom graffiti, but there's one bathroom that I find completely hilarious. It's the girl's bathroom in the Psychology building of my school.
One stall has, scrawled in permanent marker, "My father molested me until I was 6." Under that are several consolations, several "Me too." one "at least he stopped!" and multiple encouragements to "Get therapy!"

Another stall has what seems to be a progressive song about purple summer. There are three stanzas, each in different hand, and different colors of pen about two young lovers meeting in a purple wood in the purple summer. Under that reads "What the fuck is this" and "Not here, please."

Another stall has a drawing of a cat with "Shave DarPussy" written on it. I have no idea what that is supposed to mean.

I like that graffiti way more than the "For a good time call XXX-XXXX"

[Foxglove8778]

Though we do have one special "phone" for hearing deaf/impaired callers. I forget the name of it.

TTY = Text Telephone. It is also sometimes called a TDD, or Telecommunication Device for the Deaf.

[Kali]

DUDE!!!

I TOTALLY had a Raven poem half-written in my head to tell the tale of a persistently annoying "customer", dammit! I suppose ive been planning to make that post for like 3 months, so it's my fault for being lazy.

[Kali]

Time SLOWS at the center of a black hole, it doesn't speed up. I remember this, because an episode of Stargate SG-1 was based on this premise. :grin:

THAT


IS THE SAME DAMN THING, JACK!