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Guest: yea Dave, I am coming for a family reunion and I need several properties
I tell her some availability
Guest: that sounds great, you know mama could sleep in the one house upstairs and you know Charlie and Debbie could take this other room because you know they have been trying to have kids for a long time and they adopted this little boy from Laos and well I just dont know where Denise and her fiancee will sleep. Let's see the queen bed upstairs might be good, oh no wait, thats where Aunt Margie and Uncle Bill will sleep, they are coming in from Iowa and they will be riding with Lisa and her three kids. Well actually Lisa has four kids but her oldest son couldnt make it because he is starting at the Naval Academy. He is such a bright kid. Well Dave, I like this house here but I need to know if it has a waffle iron because you know grandpa loves to make the kids waffles on Sunday morning so its important that we have one and I also need you to find out in that house which bathroom has the biggest mirror because I think we will have Martha use that bathroom. Oh but wait Dave, this wont work because grandpa cant get up steps. Lisa could take the downstrairs bedroom but then where does that put Becky? They wont share a room. I guess the twins could take that bedroom upstairs facing the golf course but no that wont work either because we were gonna out Lisa's three kids in that room and little Jason has to have his own bed because none of the other kids will sleep with him because he wets the bed. Dave, I want to hear your comments on this.
(No ma'am, believe me, you do NOT want to hear my comments)
Me: the properties I gave you should work
Guest: I know but I mean which room do you think would be most appropriate for Lisa's kids? I mean I think thats the problem we are having now
Me: not really sure
Guest: In other words, you cant be bothered talking to me. Well Dave, I am going to call your competitor and book with them because everyone there is so helpful and accomodating but thanks anyway
I tell her some availability
Guest: that sounds great, you know mama could sleep in the one house upstairs and you know Charlie and Debbie could take this other room because you know they have been trying to have kids for a long time and they adopted this little boy from Laos and well I just dont know where Denise and her fiancee will sleep. Let's see the queen bed upstairs might be good, oh no wait, thats where Aunt Margie and Uncle Bill will sleep, they are coming in from Iowa and they will be riding with Lisa and her three kids. Well actually Lisa has four kids but her oldest son couldnt make it because he is starting at the Naval Academy. He is such a bright kid. Well Dave, I like this house here but I need to know if it has a waffle iron because you know grandpa loves to make the kids waffles on Sunday morning so its important that we have one and I also need you to find out in that house which bathroom has the biggest mirror because I think we will have Martha use that bathroom. Oh but wait Dave, this wont work because grandpa cant get up steps. Lisa could take the downstrairs bedroom but then where does that put Becky? They wont share a room. I guess the twins could take that bedroom upstairs facing the golf course but no that wont work either because we were gonna out Lisa's three kids in that room and little Jason has to have his own bed because none of the other kids will sleep with him because he wets the bed. Dave, I want to hear your comments on this.
(No ma'am, believe me, you do NOT want to hear my comments)
Me: the properties I gave you should work
Guest: I know but I mean which room do you think would be most appropriate for Lisa's kids? I mean I think thats the problem we are having now
Me: not really sure
Guest: In other words, you cant be bothered talking to me. Well Dave, I am going to call your competitor and book with them because everyone there is so helpful and accomodating but thanks anyway
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