This was an amusing argument with this guy but it was funny in two ways: 1. When he got angry, he sounded like Joe Pesci but he looked nothing like him. 2. He threatened to report me but to the wrong person. I was working with a new person in the suite lot and he called me over for help. This is what transpired. I apologize for the language but this guy swore a lot.
JPSA: Joe Pesci soundalike
Me: Well, me.
B: Coworker
B: "Hey IHate, could you come here please?
Me: "What's up?"
B: "Is this guy allowed in?" Shows me a pass, things look legit but then I noticed that it had expired.
Me: "Uh sir, I'm afraid I cannot let you in because this pass is expired."
JPSA: "What?! Well this isn't fair, how come?
Me: (Oh boy) "Well sir, it's expired and if I let you in it wouldn't be fair to the customers who actually have passes that are valid and I am under my supervisor's orders not to let expired passes in.
JPSA:"What the fuck?! I pay $10-fucking-thousand a year for these tickets and this pass and my suite and I can't get in because of a pass? Do something about it!!"
Me: "I can't, you'll have to talk to the box office, they handle that problem."
JPSA:"You're telling me to go to the fucking box office because of something that 'you' should be able to solve?"
Me: "Sir, I cannot let you in. The pass is expired and it would not be fair to the other customers because this place fills up quickly."
JPSA: "Fine then, before I go I want your fucking name!"
Me: "IHatetheNBA."
JPSA: "I WANT YOUR FUCKING LAST NAME!!!!!
Me: "They will know who is out here, so do not worry."
JPSA: "All right then IHatetheNBA, Mr. Jonaseo (The basketball team president) will be hearing from you!"
The guy drove off and went to sort out his problem, but I have to wonder what reporting me to the basketball team president will do?
JPSA: Joe Pesci soundalike
Me: Well, me.

B: Coworker
B: "Hey IHate, could you come here please?
Me: "What's up?"
B: "Is this guy allowed in?" Shows me a pass, things look legit but then I noticed that it had expired.
Me: "Uh sir, I'm afraid I cannot let you in because this pass is expired."
JPSA: "What?! Well this isn't fair, how come?
Me: (Oh boy) "Well sir, it's expired and if I let you in it wouldn't be fair to the customers who actually have passes that are valid and I am under my supervisor's orders not to let expired passes in.
JPSA:"What the fuck?! I pay $10-fucking-thousand a year for these tickets and this pass and my suite and I can't get in because of a pass? Do something about it!!"
Me: "I can't, you'll have to talk to the box office, they handle that problem."
JPSA:"You're telling me to go to the fucking box office because of something that 'you' should be able to solve?"
Me: "Sir, I cannot let you in. The pass is expired and it would not be fair to the other customers because this place fills up quickly."
JPSA: "Fine then, before I go I want your fucking name!"
Me: "IHatetheNBA."
JPSA: "I WANT YOUR FUCKING LAST NAME!!!!!
Me: "They will know who is out here, so do not worry."
JPSA: "All right then IHatetheNBA, Mr. Jonaseo (The basketball team president) will be hearing from you!"
The guy drove off and went to sort out his problem, but I have to wonder what reporting me to the basketball team president will do?

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