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this is my first time post and I have two jobs both are important. My first job is as a airsmith in my friends paintball shop and a job as a bouncer at the family friends bar.
The one I'll talk about is at the bar.
When this happened was near the end my shift, now I'm no small guy six foot one weighing 272 lbs and I lift weights. The bar I work at is kind a roadhouse where bikers and such usually stop in. everyone knows me and knows what I will do if they break the rules.
so this customer comes in brand new never been here before and he comes in with his friend both of them college guys. Lets just call them dumb ass 1 and dumbass 2.
My boss is the current bartender and she is awesome sauce because she also owns the bar and she can scare the shit outta me when she's mad.. they come in walk right up the bar and demand beer's. lets call her A
da1: hey can we get some booze here.
da2: yeah we wanna get our drink on.
me: Hey guys I need to see your Id's please.
da1: sure man lemme grab it.
da2: lemme go get mine it's in the car.
I check the first guys Id it's legit. I've seen so many Id's I can kinda tell if they're fake.
da2 walks in
da2: here ya go dude my Id.
I check it, it's valid and not fake.
me: Okay boys remeber to behave yourselves or I'm gonna have to deal with you.
da1: okay dude just chill just chill. he told me sarcasticlly.
k gives them their beers and they start drinking having fun with the pool tables with the other regulars having a good time and just being responsible.
I walk by to go smoke out back for a quik sec asking for my friend to get me if anything happens.
and here's what happens.
da1: dude I told you those Id's would work.
da2: totally man they worked like a charm I'm glad I believed you that that guy could get us Id's.
I walk up right behind them.
me: uh uhm gentle men I have to ask you to leave this establishment.
da1: um why dude is there a problem.
me: yeah there is i heard everything you said about your Id's now please leave by yourselves before I have to escourt you out.
da2: no way man we paid good money and want to stay and have some fun how bout we forget about this not happening.
he tries slipping me a fifty.
me: sir again I have to ask you and your friend to leave.
they get and decide to do the stupidest thing they can think of.
da1: dude lets jst kick this guys ass he's just a fatass.
da2: yeah man we can take you.
da1 tries to swing at my head I duck and punch him in the gut hard as I can he goes down. da2 start's backing away acting like he just saw his death.
da2: I need to talk to your manager you just asaulted my friend.
me: go ahead she just saw the whole thing. I point at as she smiles and waves her hand.
da2: Okay man just let me and my friend leave and we'll never bother you again.
me: sorry i can't do that you just used fake Id's at my friends bar, drank underage, and your friend tried to assault me. your gonna sit your ass down and wait for the police. A please call them while I watch this guy I don't trust that he'll stay here.
A: K shogun just don't drop this guy we need he conscious.
so story short the police arrive we tell him what happened and they just take them away. since this is kind of a normal thing at this bar.
The one I'll talk about is at the bar.
When this happened was near the end my shift, now I'm no small guy six foot one weighing 272 lbs and I lift weights. The bar I work at is kind a roadhouse where bikers and such usually stop in. everyone knows me and knows what I will do if they break the rules.
so this customer comes in brand new never been here before and he comes in with his friend both of them college guys. Lets just call them dumb ass 1 and dumbass 2.
My boss is the current bartender and she is awesome sauce because she also owns the bar and she can scare the shit outta me when she's mad.. they come in walk right up the bar and demand beer's. lets call her A
da1: hey can we get some booze here.
da2: yeah we wanna get our drink on.
me: Hey guys I need to see your Id's please.
da1: sure man lemme grab it.
da2: lemme go get mine it's in the car.
I check the first guys Id it's legit. I've seen so many Id's I can kinda tell if they're fake.
da2 walks in
da2: here ya go dude my Id.
I check it, it's valid and not fake.
me: Okay boys remeber to behave yourselves or I'm gonna have to deal with you.
da1: okay dude just chill just chill. he told me sarcasticlly.
k gives them their beers and they start drinking having fun with the pool tables with the other regulars having a good time and just being responsible.
I walk by to go smoke out back for a quik sec asking for my friend to get me if anything happens.
and here's what happens.
da1: dude I told you those Id's would work.
da2: totally man they worked like a charm I'm glad I believed you that that guy could get us Id's.
I walk up right behind them.
me: uh uhm gentle men I have to ask you to leave this establishment.
da1: um why dude is there a problem.
me: yeah there is i heard everything you said about your Id's now please leave by yourselves before I have to escourt you out.
da2: no way man we paid good money and want to stay and have some fun how bout we forget about this not happening.
he tries slipping me a fifty.
me: sir again I have to ask you and your friend to leave.
they get and decide to do the stupidest thing they can think of.
da1: dude lets jst kick this guys ass he's just a fatass.
da2: yeah man we can take you.
da1 tries to swing at my head I duck and punch him in the gut hard as I can he goes down. da2 start's backing away acting like he just saw his death.
da2: I need to talk to your manager you just asaulted my friend.
me: go ahead she just saw the whole thing. I point at as she smiles and waves her hand.
da2: Okay man just let me and my friend leave and we'll never bother you again.
me: sorry i can't do that you just used fake Id's at my friends bar, drank underage, and your friend tried to assault me. your gonna sit your ass down and wait for the police. A please call them while I watch this guy I don't trust that he'll stay here.
A: K shogun just don't drop this guy we need he conscious.
so story short the police arrive we tell him what happened and they just take them away. since this is kind of a normal thing at this bar.
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