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Quoth blas87 View PostAh the rejection hotline...
Unfortunately, too many losers around here got the hang of that thing and it doesn't work as well anymore
I use the following:
362-4360(I lead a life of crime)
cookies if you know what it's from-not too well known sadlyHonestly.... the image of that in my head made me go "AWESOME!"..... and then I remembered I am terribly strange.-Red dazes
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Quoth MercenaryMuffin View PostHahaha, oh man, the fun I've had giving out that number...
A while back, in a social/political board I used to go frequent (which I no longer do thanks to an ex I can't stand to see), there was some douche nozzle who was trying to call me out and insult me personally. I can't even remember what it was about.
He said something to the effect of "Give me your number and I'll text you to show you I'm legit".
So I said:
"Okay, fine. You want my number, here it is: 702-867-5309"
Douche nozzle then proceeds to mock me that I didn't text him back, at which point everyone who recognized the number started laughing their collective asses off.
Lots of posts in the style of "OMG WIN"
Needless to say, the guy didn't want to "call me out" any more after that...
Great, now I have that song stuck in my head.
Eight six seven five three oh niiii-e-iiiiine...To right the countless wrongs of our days... We shine this light of true redemption, that this place may become as paradise...Oh, what a wonderful world such would be...
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I have it there also. *listens*
............no one ever said I was normal.1129. I will refrain from casting Dimension Jump and Magnificent Mansion on every police box we pass.
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Quoth blas87 View PostAh the rejection hotline...
Unfortunately, too many losers around here got the hang of that thing and it doesn't work as well anymore ....plus if you're not from a bigger area in Wisconsin or Minnesota, it looks really shady when you try to give a Minneapolis or a Milwaukee phone number to someone.
unless of course if you live in an area where seemingly half the population has a 414 area code cell numbersI'm lost without a paddle and headed up SH*T creek.
-- Life Sucks Then You Die.
"I'll believe corp. are people when Texas executes one."
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I used to give out the number of my local humane society adoption hotline when asked for a number for a somewhat assholish rejection.
But realistically I don't give these out to people unless they JUST DON'T FUCKING GET IT. Body language has to be very specific, and "I have no intention of calling you back if you give me your number, so if you worked up the courage to do this, good for you, and I applaud your effort, but I hate to tell you I'm very much not interested in you."
I dated two coffee girls I asked out over a counter. Both turned out well, but I couched it with, "Hey, look, I know this is awkward, so I'm just going to ask you if you'd like to meet up for something other than coffee some time and hang out. If you're not interested, that's fine, but here's my number in the event you want to give me a call. Thanks for the coffee."
It's all in the approach. Asking me out while I'm slinging drinks at an event with a line backed up seven deep is fucking stupid. I'm working, I'm not having fun. Asking me out if my line is dead and I happen to be playing around with new combinations - not a bad idea.
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Quoth Racket_Man View Postunless of course if you live in an area where seemingly half the population has a 414 area code cell numbersI'm bringing disdain back...with a vengeance.
Oh, and your tool box called...you got out again.
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