How to really piss me off.

[Victory Sabre]

Step 1 mumble.
Mumble your order to me, and when I try to confirm it, yell at me.

Step 2 waste my time, and make other customers wait.
When I bring out your order, ask me a stupid question like; how much would you charge me for the clock on the wall? Heck the other customer's orders aren't as important as this question (BTW the clock is not for sale).

Step 3 Yell at me because I don't assume you are stupid.
I bring you your food made the standard way, because you didn't specify it to be made in a different way than normal. Extra (moron) points if you respond to me telling you that I need to know BEFORE I make your order what you want on it, by saying "I'm telling you now" (even extra moron points if you say it in a rude way).

You were one step away from my favorite step. Getting kicked out of my store.

MORON!!!!!!!!

[Rapscallion]

He wanted to buy the clock on your wall? That's ... incredible.

Rapscallion

[Apathy]

"I'm telling you now"

OOOOOOOOOOOk!

*Picks unwanted toppings off with bare hands, then dumps said toppings onto side order* There you are, sir! Is there anything else I can retroactively get you?

[jjllbb]

He wanted to buy the clock on your wall? That's ... incredible.

I'm not too surprised by that. Just because we work in a place that sells things, they assume that EVERYTHING can be bought, including you and I.

[Food Lady]

Step 1 mumble. Mumble your order to me, and when I try to confirm it, yell at me. Step 2 waste my time, and make other customers wait. When I bring out your order, ask me a stupid question like; how much would you charge me for the clock on the wall? Heck the other customer's orders aren't as important as this question (BTW the clock is not for sale). Step 3 Yell at me because I don't assume you are stupid. I bring you your food made the standard way, because you didn't specify it to be made in a different way than normal. Extra (moron) points if you respond to me telling you that I need to know BEFORE I make your order what you want on it, by saying "I'm telling you now" (even extra moron points if you say it in a rude way). You were one step away from my favorite step. Getting kicked out of my store. MORON!!!!!!!!

Um, do we work at the same store? I go through this all the time.

[bainsidhe]

Perhaps it was a magic clock. He wanted it so that you could turn back time and make his food the "right" way.

[infinitemonkies]

I wanna buy the clock in my local Dairy Queen.

It's this very nice vintage 50s Coca-Cola clock.

Not that I collect Coke memorabilia, nor have an unhealthy obsession with clocks, I just need to get a new one for my living room.

[WhiteRose]

i have an old wallclock that's pale blue with a flowery design in it...my mother used to have one with fake roses in it (not drawn, but 3D fake roses between the glass and the back...it was pretty cool...)

[Talon]

"I'm telling you now" (even extra moron points if you say it in a rude way).

What is this guy, Frank Burns?

"Give me what I want not what I ask for!"

[Teskeria]

The clock? I can sell that to you right now for a cash payment of $7582.97 (the cents makes it realistic). Sorry, but it does have to be cash.

And you can split 50/50 with the owner, so s/he can buy another cheap clock out of the profit