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  • Firmly cemented in the SC category (language)

    After close, my colleague called me over to another aisle to show me a problem he'd discovered.

    As near as I can determine, some FUCKING ASSHOLE opened a jar of rubber cement, and proceeded to pour it out all over the remaining bottles of rubber cement and several boxes of glue sticks. Then they took a two pack of scotch tape and smooshed it into the puddle of glue on top of the glue sticks. The whole mess was stuck into a solid mass and there was rubber cement all over the shelf.

    I know this was intentional because 1) there was rubber cement on TOP of the stuff, not just leaked onto the shelf, and 2) we found the seal from a bottle of rubber cement on the floor right in front of this mess. However, I did not find the empty bottle.

    I hate people.

    *sips a Navy Grog*
    "We guard the souls in heaven; we don't horse-trade them!" Samandrial in Supernatural

    RIP Plaidman.

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    Karma, my friend. One day Karma shall smite him. Focus on that pleasant thought.
    A lion however, will only devour your corpse, whereas an SC is not sated until they have destroyed your soul. (Quote per infinitemonkies)

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    • #3
      At least it was rubber cement, and not epoxy or super glue. But still...
      Everything will be ok in the end. If it's not ok, it's not the end.

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        Are there any surveilance videos? At least you'll have a face.
        I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my keister!

        Who is John Galt?
        -Ayn Rand, Atlas Shrugged

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        • #5
          Quoth taxguykarl View Post
          Are there any surveilance videos? At least you'll have a face.
          Are you kidding me? Of course not.
          "We guard the souls in heaven; we don't horse-trade them!" Samandrial in Supernatural

          RIP Plaidman.

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          • #6
            Quoth bainsidhe View Post
            Karma, my friend. One day Karma shall smite him. Focus on that pleasant thought.
            Why does Karma get all of the fun?
            Interviewer: What is your greatest weakness?
            Me: I expect competence from my coworkers.

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            • #7
              Karma still needs someone or thing to bring the karma... and you get to watch hilarity ensue.
              http://www.deezer.com/#music/album/100130
              Melody Gardot

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