My chest

[depechemodefan]

Yesterday a guy comes up to me to find out where some books are. I forgot what the first book was about.

sc: guy
me:


sc: I'm also looking for a book on making a cedar chest.
me: ok *looking at catalog*
sc: it doesn't have to be cedar.
me: ok.
sc: a chest is a box with a lid on it.
me: yes, I know what a chest is.
sc: You have a chest?
me
me: What do you mean?
sc: so you have a chest? At home?
me: no, but I know what a chest is. It's not like it's a Spanish Donkey.

maybe it's me but I thought he was referring to my boobs at first. I have a feeling he didn't like me telling him that I knew what a chest is, so he found an insult that coudln't be called an insult.

[Hobbs]

erm, sadly that's what I thought at first when I read the title >(^_^);

That's one of the..."odder" sc stories I've read in a spell...

[aurelemsrealm]

Okay, that's just bizarre. *puzzled laugh*

Don't you just love it when they tell you something you already know, then act like it's some sort of big deal when you acknowledge that you already knew?

[Food Lady]

What?? No response from Sheldon?? Something's wrong with the board...

[depechemodefan]

I edited my post. I was reading a book on executions and one type used was a Spanish Donkey. So that came in mind. I was expecting him to ask what was a Spanish Donkey so I would have to give him the details, hee.

[Food Lady]

I'm sure he'd have his own definition.

[WhiteRose]

I looked it up... :O

[RayvenQ]

Him: "What's a Spanish Donkey"
Me "A Sunburned Ass"

*giving him a meaningful look up and down*

[Mnemjian]

Well how was he supposed to know if you had a chest at home or not? Because if you don't actually OWN a chest then it's unlikely that you would know what a chest is