Odd sales rep comes into my store...

[Calie]

"Perfumes are a refutation of God's very power and mercy, for God gave us our flesh, and God scented it sweetly with the smell of humanity. To cover your smell is to deny your humanity, and to deny your humanity is to refute the God that made you."

Now pause for a second for them to mentally flail, and if they don't go away, this'll do it:

"I've got some pamphlets if you want to learn more about the sins of the modern world."

Do you have one for other annoying sales guys? We had the couple-selling-paintings-in-the-parking-lot today