I COMMAND YOU!

[Jester]

"But I don't do that! Why do I have to be punished for it!"

Don't you want a life like that? Where something so minor as food wrapped in plastic is considered a 'punishment'?

People like that should not come to my bar and mouth off. Because my Punishment to those who do is far worse. Now, to my credit, I will always warn someone when they are in imminent danger of being Punished. "Don't make me punish you." "I'm warning you, you are THIS close to being punished." "I WILL punish you if you keep this up." Etc., etc., etc. But every now and then, my warnings are in vain, and I am forced to Punish these people.

And I put in front of them a warm shot of Jose Cuervo tequila. No chill. No salt. No lime. They complain? "How much are you paying for that again?" Answer is, of course, nothing. "Now shut up and drink your Punishment!"

My point is made, and in all my time of Punishing people, I have only had to Punish someone twice....twice.

[Becks]

I have to start hissing more.

[lupo pazzesco]

And I put in front of them a warm shot of Jose Cuervo tequila. No chill. No salt. No lime.

That's pure evil...




<HATES Cuervo. Passionately.>

[Jester]

Of course it's evil, Lupo. That's why I do it! And that is also why I have only ever had to repeat the Punishment twice. People learn from their mistakes!

[kiwiwinelover]

[QUOTE=Jester;584963]I will always warn someone when they are in imminent danger of being Punished.

"Don't make me punish you."

"I'm warning you, you are THIS close to being punished."

"I WILL punish you if you keep this up." Etc., etc., etc.
[QUOTE]

Hehehehehehehe

[Andara Bledin]

"Don't make me punish you." "I'm warning you, you are THIS close to being punished." "I WILL punish you if you keep this up."

Someone, please tell me I'm not the only one who got a Sailor Moon vibe off this.

^-.-^

[wagegoth]

I have to start hissing more.

I completely freaked my sisters out when we were kids by doing this. It helped that I have canine teeth that are longer then my other teeth. Very vampirey.

[Fufu487]

ok Jester, that warm tequila shot is very well one of the worst punishments I've been happy enough to never endure. I dispise tequila as is (not that I can't take my drinks, but the effects of tequila on myself are not favorable in my books, tho my guy friends would disagree ), but to have WARM tequila, not salt? no lime? eck. Makes me want to hurl... So ill be an absolute angel if I ever pass through your bar