I work at (Local Liqour Super Happy Store!). We had a guy come in and steal some very cheap cigs at our store. Now, we had just installed some nice new cameras to inspect (For the most part) the entire store. We ended up catching this guy red-handed.
The next time he came in-
Verbatim:
Me: So, did you want to pay the ciggarettes you stole?
Theif: Huh?
Me: Remember, last time you came in, you stole some cheap cigarrettes?
Theif: That wasn't me.
Me: Do you want me to show you the video?
Thief: That wasn't me.... It was the other guy who looks like me who used my credit. Can I get mycredit back?
Me: Liar...
(Keeps going until the court decides in our favor)
I have never seen him again...
The next time he came in-
Verbatim:
Me: So, did you want to pay the ciggarettes you stole?
Theif: Huh?
Me: Remember, last time you came in, you stole some cheap cigarrettes?
Theif: That wasn't me.
Me: Do you want me to show you the video?
Thief: That wasn't me.... It was the other guy who looks like me who used my credit. Can I get mycredit back?
Me: Liar...
(Keeps going until the court decides in our favor)
I have never seen him again...
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