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Various snippets from stuff that's happened over the past few months. Several of this has been stuff over the past few weeks, actually. D:<
important note: There have been some communication errors with foreign people and heavy accents but they are not included here as they did not intend to make a scene, and we both just laughed. (The person who ordered a "Haim Soob" was just learning English and no longer complains that we can't understand English anymore)
-I just cleaned that!
-No, we don't do deliveries.
-If you ask what kinds of sauces we have, and I direct your gaze to the chart with all the sauces are, don't say "Barbeque" or "Ketchup", or "Thousand Island" and then act surprised when I say we don't have it. Why don't we? well maybe that's because it's not on the list?!
Side note: we DO actually have packets of ketchup.
-Don't say "Oh then I dont' want it" and then leave us with a toasted sandwich because we won't put the ketchup on for you. Is there something wrong about having to use an actual packet? Are they poisoned?
-Don't come here from Freshman Orientation and then complain when you find out that you have to pay money for subway. You chose to come down in the student centre instead of the dorms where the free food is, now deal with it.
-Don't complain about a Sub not being $5 because "in this economy, how are we supposed to eat?". You can easily get what's called a "6 inch" or cough it up. We actually lost money thanks to so many people exploiting the $5 footlong deal by getting a Chicken Bacon Ranch and then loading it up with $15 worth of veggies.
-I just cleaned that!
-Don't repeatedly say you want a "Melt" over and over again when you want a "Tuna Melt". There is another item called the "Melt" on the menu and do you think that we can divine the word "Tuna" out of you saying "Melt, MElt, Melt, Melt" over and over again? No one else heard you say "Tuna", and it would have saved a LOT of trouble if you just said "Tuna melt". I don't care that it's technically not on the menu.
-This isn't Quiznos. We don't have Sammies. I just said "Welcome to Subway how can I help you today?". Shouldn't that be indication enough you're not in Quiznos?
-We dont' have Big Macs. Are you THAT high to walk into a Subway with the green "Subway" logo plastered EVERYWHERE and then ask if we have something trademarked to McDonald's?
-When I ask what kind of sandwich you had at the register, the correct answer is not "Small", "6-inch", "Large", "Footlong", or "A sub". I can clearly see that you got a 6-inch. But what's in it? I cant' see the sub being made most of the time, and we're not writing on the paper what kind of sandwich it is due to the amounts of traffic at this Subway. (And they don't wanna read my writing.)
-Don't just say "This one" if I ask what kind of sandwich you had while gesturing towards the sandwich. We don't actually write on the subs due to time reasons and how am I supposed to know what's in it? I don't want to sound like I'm being rude when I say "What's in the sandwich though?" or "What kind of meat did you have? or did you just have a veggie?" I really don't want to sound like I'm being rude on purpose.
(And yeah we could save ourselves form these last two things by writing on the sub, except that we get extremely busy around here and dont' have the time. >.>;; people don't really believe it but for us, having almost 50 people in line during lunch is often normal.)
-Don't hold the line up to have phone sex!!! Seriously, while I'm lucky that there hasn't been any fetishistic calls, someone did it last week when there were summer camp kids right next to him.
-No, we don't do deliveries.
-What's an Ajuga pepper? Ajugas aren't even related to peppers.
-What's Eesh Squeesh? oh, you meant ONION?
-What's a "Pepper-o-Seeno"? Oh do you mean Pepperochini?
-That's not Chicken. That's LETTUCE. BIG difference there.
-That's not Roast Beef. That's TURKEY. BIG Difference.
-We don't have beer. Campus bar about ten feet thataway. -> Best part is they're open.
-Please don't change your order to a footlong when we're already finished with your sub.
-Please don't act surprised when we give you a "You seriously did not just say that" look if you say something incredibly stupid like "I'll have a Sandwich", "I'd like a meat sandwich on bread", or "I'll have a sub." How on earth are we supposed to know what you actually wanted? We aren't psychic, you know.
-Don't come in and ask for "Your $3.69 one" or "A $5 footlong". Now how on earth are we supposed to know what you want from just that? There are numerous items on the menu that are $3.69 or $5. Do you go into a place like Taco Bell and ask for "The Dollar one" or "Your buck and a half item"?
-Yes that's ham. Yes I know that's not Kosher. And no you don't have to eat it. Same with the bacon. I'll put some new gloves on if you want.
-No, I don't speak Hebrew. It's not because I'm racist, it's not because I'm a nazi, it's because I don't know Hebrew and nobody speaks it out here.
-No we don't do deliveries.
-No we can't re-open at 4:30 PM to make you a sandwich. Sorry we're closed. Yeah I know other subways are open now, and in fact there is another one. And threatening to sue us will not change our hours.
-The manager is not booting you because she's a racist...she's booting you because you called us names like "B***h", "Honky", "Cracker", and "Fag" while ordering your "****ing five dollar footlong" on top of swearing so much most rappers would be offended by your language.
-Cover your mouth when you sneeze.
-Don't lean over the vein and try and cough on the food, Typhoid Gary. Are you TRYING to give us Swine Flu?!
-You can call corporate all you want about how much you want your chicken bacon ranch to be $5...you won't get any results
-The bags of chips/crisps are RIGHT BEHIND YOU. No they're not in the cooler.
-I just cleaned that!
-No, we do NOT do deliveries.
-Don't say "I would not" or "no" when I ask if oyu want a meal deal and then take the chips and drink anways. That is called "Theft", and that's illegal.
(Note: We could keep them behind the counter, but the problem is that we don't actually have any space to make it feasible. >.< )
-When I ask if you want "Chips or a drink" with your meal deal, don't ask if the meal deal comes with chips or a drink. What did I just say?
-No you can't help yourself to the cookies.
-I just cleaned that!
-Yes I know that in plenty of English speaking areas that "Chips" means "French Fries". So when I ask if you want chips or a drink, do not just stand there and ask where the Chips are and then say "I meant chips" when I point them right behind you. Are you trying to prove a point? Because you're obviously not European or Australian. Please don't try and make a scene just to make a scene...you came here yesterday and didn't ask for fries.
-If you don't want to pay for Double Meat, then why did you order it? we warned you that it would cost a ton when you ordered a Roast Beef in ham yet you ordered it anyway!
-Just for further reference, those are cucumbers, not pickles. I know pickles are really cucumbers soaked in a liquid (Thank you MAgic School bus!) but you just kind of confuse us when you want cucumbers and say pickles. Big difference.
-We close at four in the summer. No, we will not stay open until you can come in and order at 6. There is another Subway not a mile away from here that is open full time. We are only down here for convenience and to keep the lines at the other subway from wrapping around the strip mall four times during the school year.
-If you just want bread, you have to pay for it! We can't afford to give away free bread!
-When I say we're out of Chicken Breasts after I check in the back, then we're out. No there are no more chicken breasts in there, the Chicken Fetish club cleaned us all out when they visited every day this week, and deliveries come on Tuesday. No we don't have any more back there. YEs you have every right to ask me to check again, I acknowledge that maybe there are soem chicken breasts that I missed, but I'm pretty sure there are no hidden Chicken Breasts that I missed when my coworker comes and says "hey we don't have any."
-We're in the basement because of a tornado warning and why on earth is the first thing you think of is to eat SUBWAY? There's a bloody tornado outside and do you think we don't wanna close and find someplace safe?!
-Don't wait until the register to order Hash Browns and then complain when we have to toast them for a minute or so. If your time is that precious then why did you wait in line at Subway for 30 minutes?
-NO WE DON'T DO DELIVERIES AND WE NEVER HAVE! NO WE NEVER WILL.
P.S. in b4 "Do you do deliveries?" :P
important note: There have been some communication errors with foreign people and heavy accents but they are not included here as they did not intend to make a scene, and we both just laughed. (The person who ordered a "Haim Soob" was just learning English and no longer complains that we can't understand English anymore)
-I just cleaned that!
-No, we don't do deliveries.
-If you ask what kinds of sauces we have, and I direct your gaze to the chart with all the sauces are, don't say "Barbeque" or "Ketchup", or "Thousand Island" and then act surprised when I say we don't have it. Why don't we? well maybe that's because it's not on the list?!
Side note: we DO actually have packets of ketchup.
-Don't say "Oh then I dont' want it" and then leave us with a toasted sandwich because we won't put the ketchup on for you. Is there something wrong about having to use an actual packet? Are they poisoned?
-Don't come here from Freshman Orientation and then complain when you find out that you have to pay money for subway. You chose to come down in the student centre instead of the dorms where the free food is, now deal with it.
-Don't complain about a Sub not being $5 because "in this economy, how are we supposed to eat?". You can easily get what's called a "6 inch" or cough it up. We actually lost money thanks to so many people exploiting the $5 footlong deal by getting a Chicken Bacon Ranch and then loading it up with $15 worth of veggies.
-I just cleaned that!
-Don't repeatedly say you want a "Melt" over and over again when you want a "Tuna Melt". There is another item called the "Melt" on the menu and do you think that we can divine the word "Tuna" out of you saying "Melt, MElt, Melt, Melt" over and over again? No one else heard you say "Tuna", and it would have saved a LOT of trouble if you just said "Tuna melt". I don't care that it's technically not on the menu.
-This isn't Quiznos. We don't have Sammies. I just said "Welcome to Subway how can I help you today?". Shouldn't that be indication enough you're not in Quiznos?
-We dont' have Big Macs. Are you THAT high to walk into a Subway with the green "Subway" logo plastered EVERYWHERE and then ask if we have something trademarked to McDonald's?
-When I ask what kind of sandwich you had at the register, the correct answer is not "Small", "6-inch", "Large", "Footlong", or "A sub". I can clearly see that you got a 6-inch. But what's in it? I cant' see the sub being made most of the time, and we're not writing on the paper what kind of sandwich it is due to the amounts of traffic at this Subway. (And they don't wanna read my writing.)
-Don't just say "This one" if I ask what kind of sandwich you had while gesturing towards the sandwich. We don't actually write on the subs due to time reasons and how am I supposed to know what's in it? I don't want to sound like I'm being rude when I say "What's in the sandwich though?" or "What kind of meat did you have? or did you just have a veggie?" I really don't want to sound like I'm being rude on purpose.
(And yeah we could save ourselves form these last two things by writing on the sub, except that we get extremely busy around here and dont' have the time. >.>;; people don't really believe it but for us, having almost 50 people in line during lunch is often normal.)
-Don't hold the line up to have phone sex!!! Seriously, while I'm lucky that there hasn't been any fetishistic calls, someone did it last week when there were summer camp kids right next to him.
-No, we don't do deliveries.
-What's an Ajuga pepper? Ajugas aren't even related to peppers.
-What's Eesh Squeesh? oh, you meant ONION?
-What's a "Pepper-o-Seeno"? Oh do you mean Pepperochini?
-That's not Chicken. That's LETTUCE. BIG difference there.
-That's not Roast Beef. That's TURKEY. BIG Difference.
-We don't have beer. Campus bar about ten feet thataway. -> Best part is they're open.
-Please don't change your order to a footlong when we're already finished with your sub.
-Please don't act surprised when we give you a "You seriously did not just say that" look if you say something incredibly stupid like "I'll have a Sandwich", "I'd like a meat sandwich on bread", or "I'll have a sub." How on earth are we supposed to know what you actually wanted? We aren't psychic, you know.
-Don't come in and ask for "Your $3.69 one" or "A $5 footlong". Now how on earth are we supposed to know what you want from just that? There are numerous items on the menu that are $3.69 or $5. Do you go into a place like Taco Bell and ask for "The Dollar one" or "Your buck and a half item"?
-Yes that's ham. Yes I know that's not Kosher. And no you don't have to eat it. Same with the bacon. I'll put some new gloves on if you want.
-No, I don't speak Hebrew. It's not because I'm racist, it's not because I'm a nazi, it's because I don't know Hebrew and nobody speaks it out here.
-No we don't do deliveries.
-No we can't re-open at 4:30 PM to make you a sandwich. Sorry we're closed. Yeah I know other subways are open now, and in fact there is another one. And threatening to sue us will not change our hours.
-The manager is not booting you because she's a racist...she's booting you because you called us names like "B***h", "Honky", "Cracker", and "Fag" while ordering your "****ing five dollar footlong" on top of swearing so much most rappers would be offended by your language.
-Cover your mouth when you sneeze.
-Don't lean over the vein and try and cough on the food, Typhoid Gary. Are you TRYING to give us Swine Flu?!
-You can call corporate all you want about how much you want your chicken bacon ranch to be $5...you won't get any results
-The bags of chips/crisps are RIGHT BEHIND YOU. No they're not in the cooler.
-I just cleaned that!
-No, we do NOT do deliveries.
-Don't say "I would not" or "no" when I ask if oyu want a meal deal and then take the chips and drink anways. That is called "Theft", and that's illegal.
(Note: We could keep them behind the counter, but the problem is that we don't actually have any space to make it feasible. >.< )
-When I ask if you want "Chips or a drink" with your meal deal, don't ask if the meal deal comes with chips or a drink. What did I just say?
-No you can't help yourself to the cookies.
-I just cleaned that!
-Yes I know that in plenty of English speaking areas that "Chips" means "French Fries". So when I ask if you want chips or a drink, do not just stand there and ask where the Chips are and then say "I meant chips" when I point them right behind you. Are you trying to prove a point? Because you're obviously not European or Australian. Please don't try and make a scene just to make a scene...you came here yesterday and didn't ask for fries.
-If you don't want to pay for Double Meat, then why did you order it? we warned you that it would cost a ton when you ordered a Roast Beef in ham yet you ordered it anyway!
-Just for further reference, those are cucumbers, not pickles. I know pickles are really cucumbers soaked in a liquid (Thank you MAgic School bus!) but you just kind of confuse us when you want cucumbers and say pickles. Big difference.
-We close at four in the summer. No, we will not stay open until you can come in and order at 6. There is another Subway not a mile away from here that is open full time. We are only down here for convenience and to keep the lines at the other subway from wrapping around the strip mall four times during the school year.
-If you just want bread, you have to pay for it! We can't afford to give away free bread!
-When I say we're out of Chicken Breasts after I check in the back, then we're out. No there are no more chicken breasts in there, the Chicken Fetish club cleaned us all out when they visited every day this week, and deliveries come on Tuesday. No we don't have any more back there. YEs you have every right to ask me to check again, I acknowledge that maybe there are soem chicken breasts that I missed, but I'm pretty sure there are no hidden Chicken Breasts that I missed when my coworker comes and says "hey we don't have any."
-We're in the basement because of a tornado warning and why on earth is the first thing you think of is to eat SUBWAY? There's a bloody tornado outside and do you think we don't wanna close and find someplace safe?!
-Don't wait until the register to order Hash Browns and then complain when we have to toast them for a minute or so. If your time is that precious then why did you wait in line at Subway for 30 minutes?
-NO WE DON'T DO DELIVERIES AND WE NEVER HAVE! NO WE NEVER WILL.
P.S. in b4 "Do you do deliveries?" :P
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