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  • #1

    Cashier bitching.....(oh yes there will be language)

    I work in a hardware store/Background


    1. Bugging me while I count in my till.(Verify money in the till)

    When my head is down and I'm looking down into a drawer full of money what makes you think that you can ask me all sorts of questions??? You fucking made me lose count! Don't get mad at me when I look slightly aggrivated that I now have to start all over again because you couldn't wait 2 seconds to ask your question. How would you like it if I came to your office and started asking you a whole bunch of questions when you are in the middle of a huge project???

    2. Asking for a bag when you have one thing....

    So my store got rid of all the little plastic bags that we had. We now only have one normal size plastic bag. ...Which I think is stupid but almighty corporate decided to do it anyway... You don't need an oversized bag for one thing! Yes I'm looking at you Mr. I have a tube of caulk (behave guys ) but want an oversized bag.(I tried before to give the appropriate bag, when we had 2 sizes, for the amount of items) Even after I told all I had were big bags and I proceed to get out a small paper bag. Are you trying to kill the environment??? (By the way no debates whether or not we should be using plastic bags at all...belongs in Fratching..........) That is a a complete waste!!! I want to stab you with a rusty, dull knife....

    3. Mobility scooters...

    We have 3 scooters for mobile challenged customers. They are offered as a COURTESY!!!!!! When they aren't up front they are in use! I will not pull one out of my ass for you. That would hurt and you are fucking not worth it. If you are dependent on these types of things you need to be prepared to either walk around, slowly if you have to, or bring some type of aide with you. Not every store has these scooters. Be prepared!

    For those that would, because I'm young, say that I've never had any problems getting around because I'm so young... Well I broke ankle and had to be on crutches for 2 months...I've been there so don't give me that 'you don't know what it's like' shit


    Okay..better now
    Out of retail!
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  • #2
    Quoth Keiara View Post
    You don't need an oversized bag for one thing! Yes I'm looking at you Mr. I have a tube of caulk (behave guys ) but want an oversized bag.
    He was just trying to be safe. I mean, aren't we always being told to bag our caulk?



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    • #3


      I should've known someone would go there lol
      Out of retail!

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      • #4
        Quoth Keiara View Post


        I should've known someone would go there lol
        Many of us live there.
        The High Priest is an Illusion!

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        • #5
          Good point. I only rent an apartment down there. I don't live there full time :P
          Out of retail!

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          • #6
            You really should consider the advantages.
            The High Priest is an Illusion!

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            • #7
              Quoth ArcticChicken View Post
              You really should consider the advantages.
              1. No commute.
              2. Friendly neighbors.
              3. Good schooling (you can learn anything!)
              4. Lots of small shops.
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              • #8
                Unfortunately, I'm on my phone, so I can't look this up....

                But Jennie Breeden (the talented lady who does the weekly comics here) did a few cartoons about caulk not too long ago(on her comic Devil's Panties). Super funny stuff. If no one posts it by the time I get home tonight, I'll find it and post it.
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                • #9
                  Quoth Keiara View Post
                  I will not pull one out of my ass for you. That would hurt and you are fucking not worth it.
                  *Translation from the CS's perspective*: "I CAN get one of these for you quite quickly, but I refuse to do so because nobody ever told me that the Customer Is Always Right".

                  *CS Response*: "I don't CARE where you get the scooter from, you just ADMITTED that you have one, so give it to me RIGHT NOW!"

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                  • #10
                    Quoth Keiara View Post
                    I work in a hardware store/Background


                    1. Bugging me while I count in my till.(Verify money in the till)

                    2. Asking for a bag when you have one thing....
                    1. Hmm, counting your till in public? That might not be wise, so sense in letting potential robbers know the amount they can get.

                    2. Never give out plastic bags too big for their content (good Keiara). Those wind up getting used to steal at other stores.

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                    • #11
                      Quoth Mister View Post
                      1. Hmm, counting your till in public? That might not be wise, so sense in letting potential robbers know the amount they can get.

                      2. Never give out plastic bags too big for their content (good Keiara). Those wind up getting used to steal at other stores.
                      1. Sometimes, where you work doesn't give you a choice. The last two places where I worked (before where I am now), we had to count down our tills on the floor.

                      Hell, one of them had us closing down the drawers for the evening and then, with the cash bag, having to walk through the upper level, down the escalator (couldn't use the elevator, no cameras, and we had to be on camera with the cash bag at all times), and through the lower level to the cash office to drop them off. All while the store was open.

                      2. Again, sometimes you don't have a choice. There's always that one customer that's going to demand a bag for their pack of gum or other equally small item.
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                      • #12
                        Yeah it may not be wise, but I have no choice....

                        And crap out your own scooter I ain't doing it
                        Out of retail!

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                        • #13
                          He's asking for a bag bigger than his caulk needs? Sounds like he's over compensating

                          CH
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                          • #14
                            Hehehehe. Vaugly related link clicky.

                            Caulk 1

                            Caulk 2, even funnier
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