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Well, things aren't looking too good for Aid of Rite as of right now, but see my thread in Work Chat for that. 
Anywho, on with the SCs.
Saturday Night Live!
Cast
Mom
Daughter
Me!
Me: "I can help whoever's next in line."
Mom: "*dropping case of drinks on counter* Hyuk hyuk hyuk, didn't see you there, were you short like me?" (RIMSHOTS)
Me: "I'm sorry?"
Mom: "I said, 'Were you short like me?"
Me: "..." (I'm short, hear a whole load of short related comments every day, didn't feel like humoring her with a response. As a side note, Mom is also short, but has a good couple inches on me.)
Daughter: "Mom."
Mom: "What? I was trying to be funny!"
Me: "Yeah, didn't work."
(Insert WAH WAH WAH noise here)
Sunday Lady
God, I love this lady so much. Read more about her in some of the other threads I've posted here.
Sunday Lady goes up to Sem-New Coworker and starts.
"You know, it's actually against the law for child molesters to use a computer, right?" (She sees me standing behind Semi New Coworker, hanging on to the her every word-I'm such a fangirl of this lady, she brightens my day with her craziness.) "Did I ask you this before, do you have children?"
"No, I'm too young."
"Yeah, you look to young. Anywho, they thought I had a seizure today, how stupid is that? Otherwise I might have kicked their bucket, right? Have a good day."
Semi New Coworker: "What? She was talking about children and then...what?"
Me: "Ah, she's as crazy as a bat but I love her to pieces."
Junior High
This one woman was so surprised to see me working behind the counter. Apparently she thought I was in junior high. I said, "Actually, I'm 21." (Isn't a lie, I'm close enough so that it doesn't matter
). The look of shock on her face...I'm taking any sort of age related stuff from here on out as a compliment.
Bared Boobs
There was a thread by someone about this truly digusting coworker they had who wore nothing but tight shorts, too low cut tops for her 50+ age, wore pallette brush applied makeup and also never washed and worked at a bookstore I think. Also, said coworker bared her breast at the poster's husband to show him her new tattoo. This customer put me in mind of that woman.
Girl, my age is, comes up to my register, wearing pajama pants and a lacy, almost see through top, no bra. Girl is a regular but I don't remember seeing her in this much of a state of deshabille before. I notice she has a tattoo, and I comment on it, to the effect of, "Oh, nice tattoo, is it new?"
"Yup." She pulls down her top and bares nearly all of her boob at me. Girl also realizes she doesn't have enough to pay for her Coke. So she leaves and then comes back about 20 minutes later, wearing actual jeans, short sleeved top and a bra, buys her coke and a couple other things and leaves.
Anywho, on with the SCs.
Saturday Night Live!
Cast
Mom
Daughter
Me!
Me: "I can help whoever's next in line."
Mom: "*dropping case of drinks on counter* Hyuk hyuk hyuk, didn't see you there, were you short like me?" (RIMSHOTS)
Me: "I'm sorry?"
Mom: "I said, 'Were you short like me?"
Me: "..." (I'm short, hear a whole load of short related comments every day, didn't feel like humoring her with a response. As a side note, Mom is also short, but has a good couple inches on me.)
Daughter: "Mom."
Mom: "What? I was trying to be funny!"
Me: "Yeah, didn't work."
(Insert WAH WAH WAH noise here)
Sunday Lady
God, I love this lady so much. Read more about her in some of the other threads I've posted here.
Sunday Lady goes up to Sem-New Coworker and starts.
"You know, it's actually against the law for child molesters to use a computer, right?" (She sees me standing behind Semi New Coworker, hanging on to the her every word-I'm such a fangirl of this lady, she brightens my day with her craziness.) "Did I ask you this before, do you have children?"
"No, I'm too young."
"Yeah, you look to young. Anywho, they thought I had a seizure today, how stupid is that? Otherwise I might have kicked their bucket, right? Have a good day."
Semi New Coworker: "What? She was talking about children and then...what?"
Me: "Ah, she's as crazy as a bat but I love her to pieces."
Junior High
This one woman was so surprised to see me working behind the counter. Apparently she thought I was in junior high. I said, "Actually, I'm 21." (Isn't a lie, I'm close enough so that it doesn't matter
). The look of shock on her face...I'm taking any sort of age related stuff from here on out as a compliment. Bared Boobs
There was a thread by someone about this truly digusting coworker they had who wore nothing but tight shorts, too low cut tops for her 50+ age, wore pallette brush applied makeup and also never washed and worked at a bookstore I think. Also, said coworker bared her breast at the poster's husband to show him her new tattoo. This customer put me in mind of that woman.
Girl, my age is, comes up to my register, wearing pajama pants and a lacy, almost see through top, no bra. Girl is a regular but I don't remember seeing her in this much of a state of deshabille before. I notice she has a tattoo, and I comment on it, to the effect of, "Oh, nice tattoo, is it new?"
"Yup." She pulls down her top and bares nearly all of her boob at me. Girl also realizes she doesn't have enough to pay for her Coke. So she leaves and then comes back about 20 minutes later, wearing actual jeans, short sleeved top and a bra, buys her coke and a couple other things and leaves.
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