need a good laugh? I got you covered with this one

[jjllbb]

I CANNOT believe someone wanted a discount because they weren't fully satisfied with what they were renting but wanted it anyway!

Those are the people who pick the one damaged item out of all the perfect ones and say they'll take it but they need a discount because it is damaged.

[technopoptart]

These are the people who end up with kids after buying condoms at the dollar store.

[Blade_Raver]

Sorry, was thinking about the math bit that someone questioned earlier. I see how he/she got 58.5%.

100% - 35% = 65%.
10% of 65% is 6.5%.
35% + 6.5% + 41.5%

Therefore: 100% - 41.5% = 58.5%.

[Mr Hero]

Dave, Dave, Dave....

Gads! How do you stand it! I CANNOT believe someone wanted a discount because they weren't fully satisfied with what they were renting but wanted it anyway! It's like... Going to the clothing store and saying you'll buy the red shirt but you want %10 off because it isn't blue...even though the store has blue shirts! I don't know what your customers are thinking. Not much apparently!

I'd want more than 10% off for a red shirt. Don't yiu see what happens to the people on Star Trek with red shirts? Ya, not worth the discount.

[Geek King]

Don't yiu see what happens to the people on Star Trek with red shirts?

They get to command the starships*? Not so bad, I think!



*Next Generation Era

[McGoddess09]

Oh no! Heaven forbid two people have to share a bed! On my mini vacation, I had to share a bed with someone way taller and bigger than I am who snores (only when drunk) and moves almost as much as I do.

For the longest time, I had to share a bed with my sister. When my grandma was younger, she had to share a double bed with two or three other sisters.

Waaaaambulance!

[Andara Bledin]

When I was little, I didn't usually have to share beds; they say I kicked.

^-.-^

[Peppergirl]

When I was little, I didn't usually have to share beds; they say I kicked.

^-.-^

How conveeeeenient!

[Reyneth]

When I was little, I didn't usually have to share beds; they say I kicked.

^-.-^

Yeah, my sister had that "problem" too and benefited from it also.

[dalesys]

When I had to share with my little brother I learned (rapidly) to keep my back to the little momzer. He thought he was a pinwheel Sir Edmundchuk Hilary & I was Mount Everlast. Getting feet in the face and other soft parts leads to rapid learning.