Just Beat It, Beat It - MJ Fans

[calulu]

So finally an official memorial place was announced and the trickle of mostly insane Michael Jackson fans calling in to buy flowers has turned into a flood. For the most part I'm okay with that because most of them seem very sweet and nice. There is one problem... they are driving me crazy with changes to the arrangements, they'll place an order, call back ten minutes later and change the banner, call back ten minutes after that and change the card message, call ten minutes after that and ask that a sparkly white glove be added... etc.. etc.. etc...

The funniest bit are the satin funeral banner requests. I've been asked for
"Goodnight Sweet Prince"
"World's Child Of Peace"
"My Beautiful Man Boy"
"King of Pop, King of Peace"
"With Jesus & Mohammed"
"Sweet Love Forever"
"To My Magical Love"

I guess at least they aren't sucky about it and they were placing orders on a traditionally very slow night, the night before a holiday.

They're not being all twatwaffly and inappropriate like the guy that asked me for 'menopause flowers' was.

[edible_hat]

My local paper said Michael Jackson has 8 of the top 10 albums this week, and 50 of the top 200 singles. He'd have the top 8 and the top 50 respectively if the stores had enough copies.