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  • Who's Your Daddy?

    Family buys a bike. They take the boxed bike home to assemble themselves.

    Mother and young son bring bike back to store, mostly assembled, claiming there is something defective about it.

    Bike assembler looks at the bike and make some adjustments to remedy the problem. Mother and son take bike home again.

    Father returns to store with son, with massive chip on his shoulder, clearly ITCHING with tons of SUCKY glee.

    Father indicates that the bike is defective. He says however that the bike isn't the issue since he expects full reimbursement and a formal apology anyway.

    The father then proceeds to tell me that on his wife and son's last trip to the store our bike assembler took one look at the bike and took his son aside and said to him "YOUR father needs to learn how to assemble a bike properly!"

    Father demands compensation from management for outrageously rude comment and defective merchandise.

    Can anyone guess what really happened here??






















    In the end the son admitted that it was the guy's own WIFE that said that he needed to learn how to assemble a bike. Not the associate. Though it didn't change the outcome somehow...

  • #2
    It's not that hard....gee, how dumb are the customers?

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    • #3
      so the guy was expecting compensation because of his lack of skills to put together a bike?
      The best professors are mad scientists! -Zoom

      Now queen of USSR-Land...

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      • #4
        Let me guess...he didn't bother reading the directions?

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        • #5
          Quoth bendertiger View Post
          It's not that hard....gee, how dumb are the customers?
          Let me count the ways...
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          • #6
            Quoth EricKei View Post
            Let me count the ways...
            Wouldn't it be faster if you counted the ways they weren't? I don't know about you but sooner or later I'm going to have to leave to use the toilet or do some stuff I need to finish.
            How was I supposed to know someone was slipping you Birth Control in the food I've been making for you lately?

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            • #7
              Quoth Bright_Star View Post
              Let me guess...he didn't bother reading the directions?
              It was then that I realized, reading directiosn isn't a failure, it's..it's cheating!

              cookies for the ref.

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              • #8
                Le grill...what the hell is le grill?

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