Guest: Dave, I am so mad right now......at 10 am. the maids came knocking on the door and told us to leave. I have had a horrible stay. First, we had the inconvenience of having to pick up amenity cards and then nobody came to pick up our recylables. I hate it here and I am suing the girl who booked me because she told me this place was beautiful and she had no right to say that. It is a dump
Me: well 10 AM is the check out time but since nobody is coming I can give you a little later. What time are you leaving?
GUest: Is this going in one ear and out the other? I am telling you I am dissatisfied and you are fucking ignoring me. I will sue you too.
Me: sue me for what?
Guest: I have high blood pressure and when I get mad, it goes up
Me: so you are gonna sue me because you can't control your temper?
Guest: who is your president?
Me: Barack Obama
Guest: I mean your company president, dumbass
Me: John Smith (not his real name)
GUest: well you listen to me and listen good, he will hear about you and you'll all have lawsuits against you
Me: ok
Guest: damn you to hell, Dave....
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Me: well 10 AM is the check out time but since nobody is coming I can give you a little later. What time are you leaving?
GUest: Is this going in one ear and out the other? I am telling you I am dissatisfied and you are fucking ignoring me. I will sue you too.
Me: sue me for what?
Guest: I have high blood pressure and when I get mad, it goes up
Me: so you are gonna sue me because you can't control your temper?
Guest: who is your president?
Me: Barack Obama
Guest: I mean your company president, dumbass
Me: John Smith (not his real name)
GUest: well you listen to me and listen good, he will hear about you and you'll all have lawsuits against you
Me: ok
Guest: damn you to hell, Dave....
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