Once more, with stealing!

[greensinestro]

They wander off to said shelf, and as they go I notice the daughter's shirt reads "SHIT HAPPENS AYE". That's right. The 7 year old was wearing a shirt that not only displayed a startling amount of cynicism for a young girl, but also a swear word (in neon pink) AND an unnecessary third word added just to really hit home how very bogan the shirt was.

Wow. I would like to know where I can find a shirt that says SHIT HAPPENS AYE in a size 5T. That would certainly look great on my daughter, and I think even better on what they call NUT days at school, which is "no uniform today", normally on Fridays.

When I was 19 and still living at home, I slapped a bumper sticker on my car that said "If I don't get laid soon, somebody's going to get hurt." Needless to say, when Dad got home, he immediately made me remove it, and I never pulled a stunt like that again.

[Pagan]

Me: Hello, how are you?
SC: Flea stuff. (Strange Diseases #4!)

I get the related pharmacy disease.

Me: Can I help you?
SC: Lastname, Firstname

-OR-

Me: Can I help you?
SC: 12 hour nasal decongestant

I swear, one of these days I'm going to say, "No, I'm Pagan, now how can I help you?"

Would it kill them to actually say, "Yes, I'm here to pick up..." or "Yes, I would like...."

Oh, what am I thinking? It's not like we're actual people now, is it?

I used to have the line from Scarface "Say hello to my little friend...ratatatat (machine gun fire)" Nowadays I have Angie by the Rolling Stones. I like to keep lively.

Right now, I've got "What's the Rumpus" by Gaelic Storm. I'd love to get the A-Team!

[Andara Bledin]

I, very rarely, get that at my job. I just repeat the question, asking, "How can I help you," until they can come out with a civilized question. But until they actually throw in at least a verb, I'm just very pleasantly useless.

^-.-^

[Difdi]

Me: Hello, how are you?
SC: pHD Testers!

Perhaps he/she didn't want a regular pH tester, but the New & Improved High Definition one?

[Chainsmith]

Hmmm all my phone does for my ringtone is sound like a Tardis... no one I know gets the noise...

[dalesys]

...Actually, considering the topic title, I might just change it to "Alice's Restaurant Masacree."

Will anybody still be on the line after 18 and a half minutes? (or 22:26 for the revisited version)

[Ironclad Alibi]

Will anybody still be on the line after 18 and a half minutes? (or 22:26 for the revisited version)

They might be if they could also hear the ring tone. Hmmm... How long before the phone company makes that possible?

[dalesys]

Alice's Restaurant Massacree would be especially perfect if your name was Alice.

"You can get anything you want at Alice's Restaurant...
"(Excepting Alice...)

[Kali]

/cast threadomancy

Shit happens aye shirt returns!! It's in my shop RIGHT NOW!!