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  • #16
    Quoth raw456 View Post
    Rather than starting a war. Just go over there, order a drink and sit there and watch her....all night.......Just stare at her. Dont say anything and dont do anything. You will be amazed how frazzled people become when they are being stared at r
    Oh, hey, and while you're staring, stare at her forehead, dead center, just above the eyebrows. From what I understand, doing that is incredibly disconcerting.

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    Faith is about what you do. It's about aspiring to be better and nobler and kinder than you are. It's about making sacrifices for the good of others. - Dresden

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    • #17
      Quoth raw456 View Post
      Rather than starting a war. Just go over there, order a drink and sit there and watch her....all night.......Just stare at her. Dont say anything and dont do anything. You will be amazed how frazzled people become when they are being stared at

      Oh, and Ironclad Alibi is right - send all your SC's to her
      and add a tiny half smile ... nothing too big or observable ....

      I found you could torment the cheerleaders in high school if you looked them up and down slowly, with a tiny half smile, ended with a tiny snicker and walked away without saying anything
      EVE Online: 99% of the time you sit around waiting for something to happen, but that 1% of action is what hooks people like crack, you don't get interviewed by the BBC for a WoW raid.

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      • #18
        Quoth mharbourgirl View Post
        It's called 'killing 'em with kindness', and I'm an EXPERT at that.
        Ah, one of my favorite methods...mainly because it's so damn easy. The ruder they get, the nicer you get. Because you've been nothing but polite to them, it's pretty difficult for them to complain about you being rude. This method is *guaranteed* to torque off anyone within minutes. And yes, I've used it *numerous* times--if some asshole wants a heart attack over something minor...then I'm only too happy to oblige
        Aerodynamics are for people who can't build engines. --Enzo Ferrari

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        • #19
          Quoth customersruinmylife View Post
          I also found out she works in the rival pub across the street now. I am going to go over there and do something similar to her! This means WAR!
          She's not worth it, CRML. Just let her get canned like some other posters have suggested. Better still, ban her and send your SC's over there.
          I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my keister!

          Who is John Galt?
          -Ayn Rand, Atlas Shrugged

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          • #20
            I want to do an update on this thread.

            The lady came over to apologise! Basically, she told me she had just worked the worst shift of her life in the pub across the street and said she was close to tears when she came over to ours for a drink. She apologised, admitting that she was an absolute bitch and even offered me drinks on the house if I ever want to go in there!

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            • #21
              Quoth customersruinmylife View Post
              She apologised, admitting that she was an absolute bitch and even offered me drinks on the house if I ever want to go in there!
              I wondered where these came from:
              Ba'al: I'm a god. Gods are all-knowing.

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