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Rather than starting a war. Just go over there, order a drink and sit there and watch her....all night.......Just stare at her. Dont say anything and dont do anything. You will be amazed how frazzled people become when they are being stared at r
Oh, hey, and while you're staring, stare at her forehead, dead center, just above the eyebrows. From what I understand, doing that is incredibly disconcerting.
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Faith is about what you do. It's about aspiring to be better and nobler and kinder than you are. It's about making sacrifices for the good of others. - Dresden
Rather than starting a war. Just go over there, order a drink and sit there and watch her....all night.......Just stare at her. Dont say anything and dont do anything. You will be amazed how frazzled people become when they are being stared at
Oh, and Ironclad Alibi is right - send all your SC's to her
and add a tiny half smile ... nothing too big or observable ....
I found you could torment the cheerleaders in high school if you looked them up and down slowly, with a tiny half smile, ended with a tiny snicker and walked away without saying anything
EVE Online: 99% of the time you sit around waiting for something to happen, but that 1% of action is what hooks people like crack, you don't get interviewed by the BBC for a WoW raid.
It's called 'killing 'em with kindness', and I'm an EXPERT at that.
Ah, one of my favorite methods...mainly because it's so damn easy. The ruder they get, the nicer you get. Because you've been nothing but polite to them, it's pretty difficult for them to complain about you being rude. This method is *guaranteed* to torque off anyone within minutes. And yes, I've used it *numerous* times--if some asshole wants a heart attack over something minor...then I'm only too happy to oblige
Aerodynamics are for people who can't build engines. --Enzo Ferrari
The lady came over to apologise! Basically, she told me she had just worked the worst shift of her life in the pub across the street and said she was close to tears when she came over to ours for a drink. She apologised, admitting that she was an absolute bitch and even offered me drinks on the house if I ever want to go in there!
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