Death Returns

[RecoveringKinkoid]

The sad bit is that my father told me the superman ass pounding joke. He made me promise not to tell my mom that he told it to me.

[Iris Kojiro]

Reminds me of the Simpsons episode when Homer walked out of the movie theatre after watching the premiere of "The Empire Strikes Back".

Homer: "I can't believe that Darth Vader was Luke Skywalker's FATHER!"

(said loudly in front of all the people waiting to get in to see it)

[edible_hat]

Me: "Hi, it will be $3."
Cheap Customer: "Ugh, there's COVER tonight!?"
Me: "Yes, there is cover every Thursday night, as you found out last week."

I go through something similar with people who try to save time by sending a passenger in to pay while they fill up.

SC: (handing me a $50 note) "$20 on pump 4"
me: (seeing that it's up to $1 at this stage, if we're lucky) "I can't put it through until they hang up."

The suckiest ones complain about having to wait. Then they come back a week later and do it again.

[Argabarga]

Maybe if you remind the jerk that at the end of the movie, the invisible man DIES!

Oh, it's so evil, I love it

[dalesys]

damn you... I am trying so hard not to laugh in class... which is really hard to do because of that

Smiley, would like to share your joke with the rest of the class?

We're waiting...

[Ironclad Alibi]

Smiley, would like to share your joke with the rest of the class?

We're waiting...

Here it is: Superman, Wonder Woman, Invisible Man Joke.