Poor starving lady

[chocoBug]

Teehee my friend told me this..

Woman bought a bag of sweets for 70p and returned them the next day (who the hell would return something for 70p???)

SC: I want to return these
F: Sorry we cant take food items back
SC: Why not? the bag hasnt been opened
F: Yeah but we cant take it back, just like we cant take back underwear and earrings etc. It's unhygenic/against the law.
SC: So i cant get my money back?
F *SIGH* I'm afraid not.
SC: FINE I'LL STARVE THEN!!


*snigger*. So hard done by. What an ass my friend is eh

[Automan Empire]

"That growling feeling in your stomach? That's your motivation to not blow the grocery money on frivolous stuff like sweets!"

[dougall]

She isn't going to starve she has some sweets

[chocoBug]

She isn't going to starve she has some sweets

Lmao what a good point!

[tropicsgoddess]

Somebody had their priorities all wrong...

[d962831]

Somebody had their priorities all wrong...

uh-oh, you're going to need to explain what priorities are to them. Maybe you can find a kids dictionary with pictures and diagrams to help so they don't have to learn to read.

[Mr Hero]

Remember the classic yo mamma joke? "Yo mamma's so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved."

SC must be some relation. Yo aunt?

[MoxisPilot]

Someone tell me how to *not* starve, budgeting 70p for your meals. PLEASE.

[RayvenQ]

Super Noodles, 55p a pack

or cheapo generic dried noodles probably less.

[Mnemjian]

Maybe she decided she would rather just eat the 70p

[Pagan]

Ramen noodles 10 for $1!

[Skeksin]

Don't you know that all coin is just wrapped chocolates?

[Pagan]

Don't you know that all coin is just wrapped chocolates?

Don't I wish!

[taxguykarl]

She isn't going to starve she has some sweets

Mal-nourished maybe but not starving.