Bad t-shirt slogans and Handicapped Cart Suck

[Broomjockey]

(misplaced modifiers are a pet peeve, even if I am a math person)

I'm not 100% sure that counts as misplaced, at least how you're parsing it. If you parse it another way, he's saying the only thing he ever does is date, and those dates are with crack whores. After all, "I only date" would be a complete sentence, and then "Crack whore" would be a phrase modifying "date," saying who those dates are with. Guy's a player if he's constantly dating

[Jay 2K Winger]

Welp, Momma's Boy returned this week. Though the SM was not in the store today, I have washed my hands of trying to enforce the handicapped cart policy when it comes to Momma's Boy. I still enforce it when I can, but I know if I try to stick to the policy with Momma's Boy again, he'll just go talk to a manager again, and he'll get his way.

So I just figured "screw it." If the carts break down, I can put the blame on the SM's shoulders.

[Spider Jerusalem]

Ah, it's so good to know that you can count on your managers to back you up and, y'know, follow company policy.

As for T-shirt slogans, I've got a shirt with "To whom it may concern: Fuck you." on the front. I think it should become the dress code for retail and food-service workers all over the world.

[Jay 2K Winger]

As for T-shirt slogans, I've got a shirt with "To whom it may concern: Fuck you." on the front. I think it should become the dress code for retail and food-service workers all over the world.

How very in-character of you.

I had a shirt that read "I'm really excited to be here" that I loved wearing whenever I had to work on one of those things they call "holidays."