Just vile.

[Keiara]

Me and my dad have an excellent relationship

I'd be so enraged that I would probably break whatever I was holding at the time.

What I would say to that meatbag : *points to the door* See that? I hope it hits you in the ass on the way out of here. GET OUT!!!!

[Sparky]

The only possible response is "I BEG your pardon?! Why would you say that?" Make him explain. Then "Why in the world would you think that was funny?"

But you can never think of responses in time when confronted with something so ridiculously rude coming at you out of the blue.

[blas]

If anyone ever said anything like that around me......depending on the day, they'd either be rushed to the ER with a high heel shoved up their rectum, or rushed to the morgue!

[Pagan]

If anyone ever said anything like that around me......depending on the day, they'd either be rushed to the ER with a high heel shoved up their rectum, or rushed to the morgue!

Oh, I wouldn't be rushing him anywhere. Particularly the morgue. Not like he'd get any deader.

Just one question about the anally inserted stiletto. Where would you shove it? In the rectum attached to his head or the one lower down?

[Ironclad Alibi]

Just one question about the anally inserted stiletto. Where would you shove it? In the rectum attached to his head or the one lower down?

Well, when you realize she is wearing two shoes, both openings get filled.

[Nohbody]

Well, when you realize she is wearing two shoes, both openings get filled.

And it's not like it's all that comfortable to walk on only one high heel shoe (or so I'd guess, being a non-crossdressing guy), so if you're going to take the other one off anyway, why not put it to good use as well?

[elsporko]

How well do you know the coworker? Maybe she actually does have issues with her father and that guy knows about the situation.

[Plaidman]

Yeah. Sucksville.

Though my sarcastic mind would have countered. "Darth Vader claims he is, but that's impossible!"

CW is ok though right?

[Akasa]

I'm with Blast, if I heard someone utter those words a trip to the morgue would be in order.

[Samaliel]

I'm with Blast, if I heard someone utter those words a trip to the morgue would be in order.

Well, if I wasn't to shocked and appalled by such behaviour, I probably would try to lay upon the offender a well deserved smiting.

That said, such rudeness would most certainly leave me speechless and I would only be able to give the guy The Death Glare.

[Draginhikari]

I can't even find the logic behind such a thing... god awful people.

[Mongo Skruddgemire]

SC: Not that you would even know who your father is.

"Which is preferable to having a father who allowed his son to grow up a verbally abusive douchebag."

I actually was in that situation once and I said that to a customer. Thank GAWD the boss was out of town that day.

[LadyAndreca]

I would like to think that I'd be able to say, without missing a beat, "My dad's an army colonel currently stationed in Afghanistan, why?" Can't guarantee I'd think that fast, though. Sometimes I can, sometimes I'm caught flat-footed by how abusive people think they can get away with being.