Me =
EW = Economy whiners
Me: That'll be $8.55.
EW: WHAT?! That's supposed to be $5!
Me: Sorry, the $5 footlong has been off for months now.
EW: But we're in a recession.
Me: Sorry, our prices are final.
EW: Then I don't want it. *leaves*
Me: ...and they had created the most voliatle of subs with literally 6 kinds of sauce...
Me: Your total comes to $6.40.
EW: *Hands me a $5*
Me: You're short $1.40.
EW: But I'm only paying $5.
Me: You still owe me $1.40.
EW: We're in a recession. I'm only paying $5.
Me: Then you're not getting a sandwich.
EW: Too bad. *leaves*
Me:
EW: *uses a coupon to get a sub for $3.*
Me: Alright, your total comes to $3.54
EW: How about another 20% off?
Me: Sorry I can't do that - you already have one discount.
EW: But we're in a recession - it's too expensive as is!
Me: I'm sorry but I can't give random discounts, you're already using a coupon so it's a good enough deal.
EW: Fine fine fine...*actually coughs up the money unlike 90% of the people who do this...*
EW: Which ones are your $5 footlongs?
Me: Everyone right here. *Points to the sign* [I do this because people read faster than I speak, and several CWs do it so *Shrugs*]
EW: Huh...Is the melt on that?
Me: Unfortunately no.
EW: But I want the melt for $5.
Me: I'm sorry, it's not my fault the price has been increased [which it has, actually.]
EW: Awww....well can I just get Turkey ham?
Me: Sorry that's not on there either. (I wonder if he even read the sign...)
EW: Awwww well just ham?
Me: Yes, that's a $5 footlong.
EW: Stupdi recession...
EW = Economy whiners
Me: That'll be $8.55.
EW: WHAT?! That's supposed to be $5!
Me: Sorry, the $5 footlong has been off for months now.
EW: But we're in a recession.
Me: Sorry, our prices are final.
EW: Then I don't want it. *leaves*
Me: ...and they had created the most voliatle of subs with literally 6 kinds of sauce...
Me: Your total comes to $6.40.
EW: *Hands me a $5*
Me: You're short $1.40.
EW: But I'm only paying $5.
Me: You still owe me $1.40.
EW: We're in a recession. I'm only paying $5.
Me: Then you're not getting a sandwich.
EW: Too bad. *leaves*
Me:
EW: *uses a coupon to get a sub for $3.*
Me: Alright, your total comes to $3.54
EW: How about another 20% off?
Me: Sorry I can't do that - you already have one discount.
EW: But we're in a recession - it's too expensive as is!
Me: I'm sorry but I can't give random discounts, you're already using a coupon so it's a good enough deal.
EW: Fine fine fine...*actually coughs up the money unlike 90% of the people who do this...*
EW: Which ones are your $5 footlongs?
Me: Everyone right here. *Points to the sign* [I do this because people read faster than I speak, and several CWs do it so *Shrugs*]
EW: Huh...Is the melt on that?
Me: Unfortunately no.
EW: But I want the melt for $5.
Me: I'm sorry, it's not my fault the price has been increased [which it has, actually.]
EW: Awww....well can I just get Turkey ham?
Me: Sorry that's not on there either. (I wonder if he even read the sign...)
EW: Awwww well just ham?
Me: Yes, that's a $5 footlong.
EW: Stupdi recession...
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