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  • #1

    slay me

    Two stories for the last couple days, thus far.


    First SC, it's my last room I have to sell for the night. The room is a King kitchenette suite. I am gonna broker a deal to the next person coming in...

    SC: Do you guys have a shop for stuff?
    Me: Oh you mean a sweet shop? No, only (our hotel) & Suites have those. Were you looking for snacks, because we do have vending machines at the end of this hall here or on 3rd by the elevator.
    SC: Yeah. Oh my back, wow...I think I slipped a disk! I am going to have to send him (motions to the entrance doors) to get me asprin or something. Wow.
    Me: (the manner at which he approached the desk I figured he was already staying here.) Oh no...
    SC: *slaps out a credit card* We need a room.
    Me: Oh. Okay well I only have one left. It is a king suite, non smoking. Normally it's 169, but I can give it you ya for our basic room rate of 129+tax.
    SC: I'M NOT GAY! (omg not that shit again) *at this point a younger gent is beside him*
    Me: That is the ONLY room I have left...
    SC: ... really?
    Me: Yes, but in the livingroom area there is a sofa that does pull out into a full size sleeper bed...
    SC: Okay well... You can't do better on the rate?
    Me: The room is normally 169, so the best I can do for it is 129...

    (he took it...)

    _________________________

    SC: Yeah I was robbed...
    Me: ... *blink blink*
    SC: hahaha I am just kidding ya, but the soda machine did steal my money.
    Me: Oh *not a happy laugh* Well, I can help ya there. Which machine was it?
    SC: What do you mean, which machine??? (said like I am a complete idiot)
    Me: What is it on, 1st 2nd 3rd??
    SC: Oh, just down this hallway (1st) right there at the sign (the exit sign).
    Me: Alright, and did it take the whole...1.25 from ya?
    SC: Yeah it took my money but didn't send out the soda I wanted.
    Me: Alright...*give him the 1.25* If you want, you can try & use the Pepsi machine on 2nd by the elevator...
    SC: Why?
    Me: Well, that machine you used might have gotten a product stuck...
    SC: Why would that happen? My buddy got a soda before me & it worked just fine!!!
    Me: (omg really?) Well...the product must have gotten stuck after him & when you were trying to get some...
    SC: *looks at me like I am crazy*
    Me: It might have gotten stuck & if you try to choose the same one, it might eat your money again....
    SC: I am just gonna go use the same one...
    Me: Okay, just didn't want to waste your time in case it doesn't work. *guest walks away annoyed with me*

    What.a.dumb.ass.
    When it comes to getting things done, we need fewer architects and more bricklayers. ---Colleen C. Barrett---
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  • #2
    The first one should be lucky you discounted the rate. The last hotel I worked in upped the rate as the number of rooms got lower.

    The last one smells like a scam.

    CH
    Some People Are Alive Only Because It Is Illegal To Kill Them

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    • #3
      Quoth crashhelmet View Post

      The last one smells like a scam.

      CH
      Yeah I dunno. The man was at least in his 70's. He really seriously didn't realize that a product being stuck in the machine could prevent him from getting said product. The concept just really couldn't register with him! slow!
      When it comes to getting things done, we need fewer architects and more bricklayers. ---Colleen C. Barrett---

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      • #4
        Quoth thehippie777 View Post
        SC: I'M NOT GAY! (omg not that shit again) *at this point a younger gent is beside him* ...

        On behalf of all gay people...THANKYOU!!!
        "All I've ever learned from love was how to shoot somebody who out-drew ya"

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        • #5
          Quoth thehippie777 View Post
          SC: Yeah I was robbed...
          Me: ... *blink blink*
          SC: hahaha I am just kidding ya, but the soda machine did steal my money.
          Me: Oh *not a happy laugh* Well, I can help ya there. Which machine was it?
          SC: What do you mean, which machine??? (said like I am a complete idiot)
          Me: What is it on, 1st 2nd 3rd??
          SC: Oh, just down this hallway (1st) right there at the sign (the exit sign).
          Me: Alright, and did it take the whole...1.25 from ya?
          SC: Yeah it took my money but didn't send out the soda I wanted.
          Me: Alright...*give him the 1.25* If you want, you can try & use the Pepsi machine on 2nd by the elevator...
          SC: Why?
          Me: Well, that machine you used might have gotten a product stuck...
          SC: Why would that happen? My buddy got a soda before me & it worked just fine!!!
          Me: (omg really?) Well...the product must have gotten stuck after him & when you were trying to get some...
          SC: *looks at me like I am crazy*
          Me: It might have gotten stuck & if you try to choose the same one, it might eat your money again....
          SC: I am just gonna go use the same one...
          Me: Okay, just didn't want to waste your time in case it doesn't work. *guest walks away annoyed with me*
          Why? Because in generally soda machine's are pieces of crap that get jammed up for the sole purpose of making your life difficult. Ok yeah, i get frustrated with them, at my part time job our machines get jammed all the time, what's worse is we don't own ours and don't keep money on hand so anyone that losses money has to call Coke and they send a $1.25 check out to them. Feel like an ass everytime i tell someone to do that.
          Losing faith in humanity, one customer at a time

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          • #6
            Quoth thehippie777 View Post
            SC: Yeah. Oh my back, wow...I think I slipped a disk! I am going to have to send him (motions to the entrance doors) to get me asprin or something. Wow.
            Uh, if he's slipped a disc he's going to need a fair bit more pain relief than asprin!
            A PSA, if I may, as well as another.

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            • #7
              Quoth thehippie777 View Post
              SC: I'M NOT GAY! (omg not that shit again) *at this point a younger gent is beside him*
              yes, because we all know that room availability discriminates based on orientation... had he been gay and all you had was two queens I'm sure he'd have complained about that too (and I wish I was saying that just as a matter of sarcasm, but I've had it happen).

              Of course my smartarsed response would have been "yeah, I'm not straight, that hasn't stopped me from sharing a bed with a woman before when necessity dictated it... do you want the room or not"
              If you wish to find meaning, listen to the music not the song

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              • #8
                Quoth crazylegs View Post
                Uh, if he's slipped a disc he's going to need a fair bit more pain relief than asprin!
                Asprin, morphine, there's no *real* difference right?





                *I'm totally kidding, in case that was lost on anyone*
                I pirated a copy of Linux and nobody cared

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                • #9
                  Quoth Taubin View Post
                  Asprin, morphine, there's no *real* difference right?





                  *I'm totally kidding, in case that was lost on anyone*
                  well if you take enough aspirin I suppose you could start to hallucinate, but I wouldn't know

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                  • #10
                    Quoth Taubin View Post
                    Asprin, morphine, there's no *real* difference right?
                    NSAID/Opiate, yer, it's just me being so goshed darned picky again isn't it!
                    A PSA, if I may, as well as another.

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                    • #11
                      Quoth thread title
                      slay me
                      Okay! Hand grenade down the pants? Poison gas through the hotel vents? A visit to my killer bee booth? Or a nice, tried-and-true decapitation?

                      I'm nothing if not flexible.
                      Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

                      "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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                      • #12
                        ...Request granted.

                        <Tosh>Shinkuzen!</Tosh>
                        Osoroshii kangae nimo osoware masu...

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                        • #13
                          Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post
                          Okay! Hand grenade down the pants? Poison gas through the hotel vents? A visit to my killer bee booth? Or a nice, tried-and-true decapitation?

                          I'm nothing if not flexible.
                          Quick, relatively painless.

                          Quoth Iris Kojiro View Post
                          ...Request granted.

                          <Tosh>Shinkuzen!</Tosh>
                          Sweet!
                          When it comes to getting things done, we need fewer architects and more bricklayers. ---Colleen C. Barrett---

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                          • #14
                            Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post
                            Okay! Hand grenade down the pants?
                            Already done I'm afraid!
                            A PSA, if I may, as well as another.

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