I've been doing longhaul recently and had many awful passengers (pax)
We do hot meals in coach class on long flights. We had either chicken with rice or pasta in a creamy mushroom sauce.
We soon ran out of chicken so were handing out pasta instead.
Pax: I don't like pasta, where is my choice of meal?
Wife (nervously) He doesn't like pasta!
Me: I'm afraid we only have pasta left but it is very tasty.
Pax: Don't lie, no-one likes pasta that's why they chose the damn chicken!
Me: Sorry but I have no other choice to offer you
Pax: Well that's DISGRACEFUL (raising voice, other pax staring)
Me: Well I suggest you write into customer services, I have just explained that there is no chicken left, I can't offer you food I don't have!
Pax: I paid £££ for my ticket I demand a choice of meal
Me: I am not going to stand here and be shouted at
I walked off at the point and the twunt ate all his pasta anyway! He shoved his tray on the floor and ignored me when I went back to clear the trays in.
Me: Would you hand me back YOUR tray please, I have a bad back and can't bend over that far.
Pax: *Shoves tray at me silently*
Me: Thanks so much! *Big fake smile*
Yeah I served YOU not the floor, have the decency to hand me your tray.
Anyway the best bit is, business class had several yummy hots left over. I sat eating my roast chicken meal in the galley and said pax saw me
I said to my co-worker, "Mmm this chicken is really good today," and got an evil glare from the pax.
He then looked a bit enraged as it twigged in his thick head that I, the mere sky servant had the AUDACITY to eat chicken!
Pax: Wait a minute, you're eating MY chicken meal!
Me: *big fake smile* No, this is actually my crew meal sir
Pax: *more grunts and anger.*
Me: Well why don't you help yourself to the snack bar *This is set up in the rear galley for coach passengers to help themselves to crisps, fruit and chocolate.
Pax: *Grabs a handful of food*
He gets off the plane back at Heathrow and snaps at me "I am never flying BlahBlah Airlines again!"
Me: Thank you, have a good day!
His wife just look embarrased and whispered "sorry" to me. Poor thing having to put up with that moron.
We do hot meals in coach class on long flights. We had either chicken with rice or pasta in a creamy mushroom sauce.
We soon ran out of chicken so were handing out pasta instead.
Pax: I don't like pasta, where is my choice of meal?
Wife (nervously) He doesn't like pasta!
Me: I'm afraid we only have pasta left but it is very tasty.
Pax: Don't lie, no-one likes pasta that's why they chose the damn chicken!
Me: Sorry but I have no other choice to offer you
Pax: Well that's DISGRACEFUL (raising voice, other pax staring)
Me: Well I suggest you write into customer services, I have just explained that there is no chicken left, I can't offer you food I don't have!
Pax: I paid £££ for my ticket I demand a choice of meal
Me: I am not going to stand here and be shouted at
I walked off at the point and the twunt ate all his pasta anyway! He shoved his tray on the floor and ignored me when I went back to clear the trays in.
Me: Would you hand me back YOUR tray please, I have a bad back and can't bend over that far.

Pax: *Shoves tray at me silently*
Me: Thanks so much! *Big fake smile*
Yeah I served YOU not the floor, have the decency to hand me your tray.

Anyway the best bit is, business class had several yummy hots left over. I sat eating my roast chicken meal in the galley and said pax saw me


Pax: Wait a minute, you're eating MY chicken meal!
Me: *big fake smile* No, this is actually my crew meal sir
Pax: *more grunts and anger.*
Me: Well why don't you help yourself to the snack bar *This is set up in the rear galley for coach passengers to help themselves to crisps, fruit and chocolate.
Pax: *Grabs a handful of food*
He gets off the plane back at Heathrow and snaps at me "I am never flying BlahBlah Airlines again!"
Me: Thank you, have a good day!

His wife just look embarrased and whispered "sorry" to me. Poor thing having to put up with that moron.
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