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...or how to be a decent human being...
Rule #1 - Get of your fricking cell phone!
I don't care if you are talking 'old style' on your cell phone, or you have one of those supremely stupid 'blue-tooth' devices in your ear, or you are checking your twitter or texts on your phone, but it helps me *and you* find the right product if you can pull your attention from your soul-sucking device, I'd appreciate it it!
Rule #2 - Just because I'm female doesn't mean I suck...
Yes, you'd be suprised what I know about bikes, exercise equipment and...JOCK STRAPS! Please don't talk down to me or ask for one of my male counterparts. My company gives me MANY hours of intense training in 'non-traditional' areas. I *can* find the right ride, workout stuff and cup for you folks with 'wedding tackle'.
Rule #3 - Don't bitch about the price, I don't set it...
Whether you're looking at the famous brand of clothing that's like 'Armor All' or a pair of high-end 'BIG O' sunglasses, don't try to whine about the price. The reason that all you folks want that product is that company has patentented process that work! So instead of wearing a smelly old cotton t-shirt and getting chafed or getting eyestrain and wrinkles from cheap sunglasses, buck up and pay the price. Otherwise, GTFO.
Rule #4 - You doing something stupid does not create liability for me or my company...
You say you dropped your sunglasses, stepped on them, dog ate them, truck rolled over them and they broke? Sorry, that is not covered under the warranty. Rubbed your expensive jacket against barbed wire and it snagged? Stood too close to the campfire and it melted? Again, file that under lessons learned and *tough shit*! Most manufacturer warrantees cover problems due to MANUFACTURER DEFECTS. Your truck rolling over it or fire melting it do not qualify as such. Go get that brain transplant now, you obviously need it.
Rule #5 - Since when did a nice display of $100-$200 jackets become a garbage can?
You see all those nice, bright, shiny garbage cans? They're all over the store. Frickin' use them. You have no idea how excited I get to clean up your empty water bottles, Farbucks cups and Creamery Ice Cream bowls. Bonus points if you realize that NO ONE should have to handle your pissy/shitty diapers. THOSE go in the bathroom where we have a proper changing area.
Rule #6 - If you are feeling bad enough you defiled our public restroom like that, what are you doing in public, period?
Take your Ebola and go home for the love of dog. 'Nuf said!
Rule #6 - Do not use me, my product or time to shop items to buy online.
Tell me straight out, and I'll give you some direction, suggestions, etc. to help. But, tie me up for 20-40 minutes, make me go through my entire sales presentation and then tell me at the crucial moment when I am asking for your money that you're just 'checking things out so you can buy online', don't be suprised that I turn around, shut and lock whatever case I have open for you, and walk away. My managers said I can do that.
I know there's more out there... post 'em!
Rule #1 - Get of your fricking cell phone!
I don't care if you are talking 'old style' on your cell phone, or you have one of those supremely stupid 'blue-tooth' devices in your ear, or you are checking your twitter or texts on your phone, but it helps me *and you* find the right product if you can pull your attention from your soul-sucking device, I'd appreciate it it!
Rule #2 - Just because I'm female doesn't mean I suck...
Yes, you'd be suprised what I know about bikes, exercise equipment and...JOCK STRAPS! Please don't talk down to me or ask for one of my male counterparts. My company gives me MANY hours of intense training in 'non-traditional' areas. I *can* find the right ride, workout stuff and cup for you folks with 'wedding tackle'.
Rule #3 - Don't bitch about the price, I don't set it...
Whether you're looking at the famous brand of clothing that's like 'Armor All' or a pair of high-end 'BIG O' sunglasses, don't try to whine about the price. The reason that all you folks want that product is that company has patentented process that work! So instead of wearing a smelly old cotton t-shirt and getting chafed or getting eyestrain and wrinkles from cheap sunglasses, buck up and pay the price. Otherwise, GTFO.
Rule #4 - You doing something stupid does not create liability for me or my company...
You say you dropped your sunglasses, stepped on them, dog ate them, truck rolled over them and they broke? Sorry, that is not covered under the warranty. Rubbed your expensive jacket against barbed wire and it snagged? Stood too close to the campfire and it melted? Again, file that under lessons learned and *tough shit*! Most manufacturer warrantees cover problems due to MANUFACTURER DEFECTS. Your truck rolling over it or fire melting it do not qualify as such. Go get that brain transplant now, you obviously need it.
Rule #5 - Since when did a nice display of $100-$200 jackets become a garbage can?
You see all those nice, bright, shiny garbage cans? They're all over the store. Frickin' use them. You have no idea how excited I get to clean up your empty water bottles, Farbucks cups and Creamery Ice Cream bowls. Bonus points if you realize that NO ONE should have to handle your pissy/shitty diapers. THOSE go in the bathroom where we have a proper changing area.
Rule #6 - If you are feeling bad enough you defiled our public restroom like that, what are you doing in public, period?
Take your Ebola and go home for the love of dog. 'Nuf said!
Rule #6 - Do not use me, my product or time to shop items to buy online.
Tell me straight out, and I'll give you some direction, suggestions, etc. to help. But, tie me up for 20-40 minutes, make me go through my entire sales presentation and then tell me at the crucial moment when I am asking for your money that you're just 'checking things out so you can buy online', don't be suprised that I turn around, shut and lock whatever case I have open for you, and walk away. My managers said I can do that.
I know there's more out there... post 'em!
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