Get. Out. (NSFW?)

[mikoyan29]

something tells me that most people that go into sex shops want to get in and then get out and not draw too much attention to themselves.

[Anakah]

I'm glad you don't have to put up with anybody's shit. THat's awesome. I was a complete basket case when my roomate and I went. I was so embarassed cuz I had never been in one before lol But I guarantee my first reaction was not to be rude. I was quiet as a mouse.

But in the end, it was okay because I taught the cashier the many ways to check for a fake hundred. He got tons of them because he was never shown what to look for and got into a lot of trouble with the owner. BTW what kind of jerk pays with a fake hundred in a porn shop?? Jerks!

Later one of my co workers went to the same place and he talked about me! Saying how innocent I was and how nice I was for showing him how to check for fake bills

[tropicsgoddess]

First time I ever heard of someone being dick whipped.

I thought it was dick smacked!

[EricKei]

Me: I can do with the smaller cocks like yours, you little shithead. *Here is where I pick up the Penis Putter golf club* Now GET OUT! And don't EVER come back!


I love my job.

Edited for my amusement.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

I thought it was dick smacked!

Either way, it's a step up from being beaten with an artificial vagina . . .in which case they really would have been pussy-whipped.

[MoxisPilot]

Frankly, I like the place. The people who work there are all so nice. Only problem is the lack of pron for wimmins. >< Not even a decent guy/guy movie. Everything just makes ya feel creepy by looking at the blasted covers.

Arguably, Jenna Jameson is good for wimmins, which is the demographic her works is directed to. I can't imagine a shop that doesn't sell her dvds. :\

Guy/guy, though...my knowledge is sorely lacking. :}

[Dreamstalker]

Either way, it's a step up from being beaten with an artificial vagina . . .in which case they really would have been pussy-whipped.

That would strike me as being less intimidating somehow....like being beaten with a rubber pillow.

[Fufu487]

wow guys, just wow.

[protege]

Either way, it's a step up from being beaten with an artificial vagina . . .in which case they really would have been pussy-whipped.

Son of a bitch! Still, I just *knew* someone was going to say that

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Son of a bitch! Still, I just *knew* someone was going to say that

Would you have expected anything less from moi?

Frankly, I don't think those two SC's in the OP could get a date with an inflatable doll . . . she'd let them down too quick.

[protege]

Even inflatable dolls have their standards

[McGoddess09]

Porn shops= Win


I really want to work in a porn shop. With my vast knowledge, I could be a valuable addition.

Can I work with you?

[Dreamstalker]

There's one near me that was hiring, but I think they found someone by the time I managed to submit my resume. I knew the owner back when it was a tiny shop in the neighboring building.

[rerant]

Porn shops= Win


I really want to work in a porn shop. With my vast knowledge, I could be a valuable addition.

Can I work with you?

Please God, yes!
For as much as I like my job all the shifts right now are being covered by myself and ONE other person. Someone quit on the spot and no one else has been hired on. :/
This means we each work 6 days a week and in order for one of us to get a day off the other has to work a 12 hour shift.
Easy peasy work, but... what's this weekend thing I keep hearing about? ::

[HorrorFrogPrincess]

Hey, if you're in Vegas, I will SO apply.