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  • #16
    Quoth crashhelmet View Post
    Something tells me their conversation started a little something like this:

    Mom: So which product do you prefer?
    Daughter: Well, in all honesty mom, I don't need anything.
    Mom: Why? i thought you were out?
    Daughter: Well, I haven't had my period in 2 months
    Mom:

    CH
    What a way to find out!
    "Kill the fat guy first?! That's racist!" - my friend Ironside at a Belegarth practice after being "killed" first.

    I belly dance with tall Goblins!

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    • #17
      If she were in Target I'd think she was offended that they changed their store-brand name to Up & Up. Yeah, Up & Up tampons.
      "Is it hot in here to you? It's very warm, isn't it?"--Nero, probably

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      • #18
        Quoth Food Lady View Post
        If she were in Target I'd think she was offended that they changed their store-brand name to Up & Up. Yeah, Up & Up tampons.
        Ewwwww!
        "Kill the fat guy first?! That's racist!" - my friend Ironside at a Belegarth practice after being "killed" first.

        I belly dance with tall Goblins!

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        • #19
          Quoth Food Lady View Post
          If she were in Target I'd think she was offended that they changed their store-brand name to Up & Up. Yeah, Up & Up tampons.
          Up and Up douches! Up and Up suppositories and hemorrhoid cream! Up and Up nasal spray!

          Yeah, I don't think the good people at Target corporate thought that one through completely.
          Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

          "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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          • #20
            Up and Up financing
            I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
            Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
            Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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            • #21
              Quoth Despina83 View Post
              She wasn't quite yelling but she was VERY loud. She looked like she was going to pop a blood vessel.
              Well, if that happened, I suppose she is probably in the right aisle for it....

              Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
              And your little dog, too?


              Quoth Peppergirl View Post
              Oh! Is Jon Gosselin for sale in the feminine hygiene department now?
              Ba-ZING!!!
              -"One ring to rule them all!"-Elias
              -Ask yourself, "WWRKHTSCCJ:TMD?"

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              • #22
                Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post
                Up and Up douches! Up and Up suppositories and hemorrhoid cream! Up and Up nasal spray!

                Yeah, I don't think the good people at Target corporate thought that one through completely.
                Up & Up condoms?
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                • #23
                  I have a whole string of non-obscene curse words for just such eventualities.

                  "Dog Licker" is probably my favorite - completely innocuous on the first level.

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                  • #24
                    Quoth Mr Hero View Post
                    Up & Up condoms?
                    Up and Up male enhancement supplements.
                    Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

                    "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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