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my favorite method of dealing with rule zero breakers is to use the Moo card. Take all the dice you own, and roll them...thats the damage you take as a large beef cow falls on you from no where, leaving the rest of the party untouched.
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In a game of MERP, the party approached a tower in which a draagon-like creature resided. Suddenly, a half-eaten carcass of a cow is hurled from the top of the tower. Sadly one of the party was hit by the dragon's discarded lunch, and MERP crit rolls being what they are suffered rather serious crush injuries.Quoth Sarlon View Post
That tower also became famous for the time we left the baggage mule in an out building, and forgot about him. Several scenarios later, the GM reminded us about the poor beast, and the player who had been 'looking after' him, thought long and hard, and the last time he had been mentioned was at the dragon's tower. Still, if Bill the Pony got home, I'm sure our poor pack mule did too.
"I can tell her you're all tied up in the projection room." Sunset Boulevard.Comment
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