Burrito Warrior

[Seshat]

I feel so lost reading this thread...like you all belong to some secret club and I don't know the secret password to get in the door!

The secret password is 'Dungeons and Dragons'.

The secret action is the gesture of rolling dice for a saving throw, complete with the lucky hand symbols of 'please, please, please'.

The secret books are the Dragonlance and Forgotten Realms series(es).

And if I give away more secrets, I'll be eaten by a grue.

[Geek King]

**Hands Seshat a lantern with 255 steps of oil **

[RecoveringKinkoid]

Yeah, I got the reference. God help me.

Gravekeeper, you are an amazing, and funny writer. You ought to consider doing a blog. Waiter from Waiterrant.net has a book deal. Just sayin'.

BTW, I don't know what to think about these slutty machines. I bet the slurpee machine was giving him a real come-hither look. Chick I used to work with at Channel 25 had once walked into the break room during a third shift one night and caught the DJ from upstairs making it with the Coke machine. That was a real tease of a machine, though, so who could blame him? He took one look and just couldn't resist the way the thing was shaking her coin slot at him.

[Bliss]

20 points to geek king for an adecuate response to the Zork reference

[Tria]

::breaks Rule #1:: Dang it, there goes another keyboard!

Were the burritos named Twinkle and Icingdeath?

Considering the shape most convience store burritos are in, I'd say the scimitars he left Menzobarranzan with. Lets not insult Twinkle and Icingdeath, the dead white dragon he got Icingdeath from might not like part of his hoard being compared to a burrito.

Afterthought: What fluid attacked the keyboard, I need to know for the difficulty modifyer....

[WinterWolf]

Ranger? Bah! A first level human fighter would have 2 weapon fighting, exotic weapon proficiency and either weapon focus-burrito or ambidexterity. Putting him well on the way to the burrito warrior prestige class. I was very disappointed that they left that one out of NWN2 but I'm hoping they'll include it in an expansion.

Personally I prefer the twinkie I've named Orcrist which allows me to use the Meatlovers(tm) shield.

Geek mode permanently set to 'overdrive'.

[Plaidman]

Ranger? Bah! A first level human fighter would have 2 weapon fighting, exotic weapon proficiency and either weapon focus-burrito or ambidexterity. Putting him well on the way to the burrito warrior prestige class. I was very disappointed that they left that one out of NWN2 but I'm hoping they'll include it in an expansion.

Personally I prefer the twinkie I've named Orcrist which allows me to use the Meatlovers(tm) shield.

Geek mode permanently set to 'overdrive'.

Old school geek XD, Amedexterity isn't in 3.5 anymore!

[Gravekeeper]

Personally, I keep wondering how one molests a slurpee machine. Then again, maybe I really don't want to know.

One hunchs over it and slowly rubs the sides while mumbling what I assume were sweet sweet nothings. He ended up knocking over one of the cup stacks or some such when he got a bit more excited. Which prompted his outburst and sudden arming of himself. ><

I'm not sure if it makes it more or less confusing, but the main thing 7/11 had on tap that night was "Dragonfruit". ( Which tastes like purple. If purple were a flavour, this would be it. ).

Although I'm not sure how that worked. When I see the big purple dragon sign for Dragonfruit surplee's I can assure you my first thought wasn't to try to make out with it. I mean sure, it's kinda cute and fixes passing customers with a playful, seductive gaze. But its still just a plastic sign.

Now if it was a real purple dragon, that I could understand. If I walked in and he was making out with a real purple dragon it would make a lot more sense. Since I could just logically assume I had been inhaling paint fumes for an hour before I left for work.

[repsac]

Here, take my +1 mace.

/Futurama quote.

[Rahmota]

Gravekeeper has spoken as:Now if it was a real purple dragon, that I could understand. If I walked in and he was making out with a real purple dragon it would make a lot more sense. Since I could just logically assume I had been inhaling paint fumes for an hour before I left for work.

I think you may have figured out what happened. He may have really been under the spell of the purple dragon of slurpee love. And when his mojo got interrupted he had to defend himself and his love.

[Kogarashi]

Afterthought: What fluid attacked the keyboard, I need to know for the difficulty modifyer....

Merely water, though if I'd had my way, it would've been a nice, cold creme soda. Preferrably caffeine-free Barq's Red Creme. Which I'm sure raises the difficulty tremendously.

[Kiwi]

damn it I knew Id miss all the fun that goes on in Van!!!!

[Jpurple]

I'm not sure if it makes it more or less confusing, but the main thing 7/11 had on tap that night was "Dragonfruit". ( Which tastes like purple. If purple were a flavour, this would be it. ).

Must be artificial dragonfruit flavour- real dragonfruit tastes like bleah. Purple is much, much better tasting than bleah.

I find it really disturbing how much of this thread I actually get, considering I haven't done any real gaming in almost 10 years.

(off to find my favorite purple d10)

[Rahmota]

Jpurple: Once you are in you can never leave. Once one of us one of us forever. mwhahahah!

[WinterWolf]

Old school geek XD, Amedexterity isn't in 3.5 anymore!

Embarrassment damages WinterWolf for 20

I obviously need to put more skill points in Knowledge: 3.5 rules.