I have ovaries, therefore I cannot help you

[iradney]

This happened to me earlier today. I answer the phone with my usual
"thank you for calling *manufacturer* data support, this is iradney speaking, how can i help you?"

Right off the bat, the "gentleman" on the other side of the phone tells me "I'm expecting a man to help me with this problem" *jaw? meet floor!*

I ended up helping him, but wow!

Unfortunately, I get this at least once a week *sigh*

[friendofjimmyk]

I went to a dinner yesterday put on by the local NA activities group...anyway...the resounding theme from the women was "I have a uterus, I cannot help you." Or, upon asking some man for help moving something, "I have a uterus, I can't move that!"

Getting there late, I was not sure how this joke had started, but it was funny.

[Becks]

At work, I occasionally say "If you have a penis, you're in the way" because half of the guys in the produce and grocery departments congregate in front of the doorway I need to get through.

[amphrite]

" I'm sorry sir. He is waiting for his nail polish to dry and cannot come to the phone."

[Argabarga]

... and I was expecting someone other than a Troglodyte to call me, color us both surprised, sir."

[friendofjimmyk]

" I'm sorry sir. He is waiting for his nail polish to dry and cannot come to the phone."

more on that...

"sorry sir, you'll have to 'xcuse him while he fixes his weave!" or

"He stepped out because he got a run in his pantyhose."

[Crosshair]

" I'm sorry sir. He is waiting for his nail polish to dry and cannot come to the phone."

I would pay $20 to see you say that to someone.

[Becks]

At work, I occasionally say "If you have a penis, you're in the way"

I said that the other day when I was helping out in the meat room. The guys thought it was hilarious. I'm a general favorite.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Right off the bat, the "gentleman" on the other side of the phone tells me "I'm expecting a man to help me with this problem" *jaw? meet floor!*

This is where you put on the most gruff, masculine voice you can muster, and then proceed to give the caller totally incorrect advice.

[iradney]

This is where you put on the most gruff, masculine voice you can muster, and then proceed to give the caller totally incorrect advice.

*giggle* only problem is, my most gruff manly voice sounds like animal from the muppets! convincing? no!

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

YAAAY! ANIMALLLLLLLL!



ANIMAL.....GO BYE BYE!

[blas]

I would have answered "I'm sorry, we don't, and haven't, served YOUR kind since the 1920s!" and hung up.