How to get Shitfaced, and other stories.

[BookstoreEscapee]

OK, as I know nothing about D&D, most of this post went right over my head. However, I do like how it all came full circle in the end:

HD: I'm sorry, I don't do that.

*thinking* Although I don't mind weiners...

[Jester]

...our warlock decides that, hey, why not just throw the boat on the rest?

So "WHAM" the huge viking boat lands on the remaining 40+ mobs and we instantly win....

DM: That.... was unexpected. Well, I had planned for this fight to last about 2 hours and you completed it in about 10 minutes so....

Truly classic! TRULY classic!

[Andrew B.]

And as for things like dropping Feather Token boats on enemies... that's the sort of thinking that got me permanently banned from playing gnomes in at least one group. And kenders in another. And Malkavians in another.

Are you Mr. Welch?

[smileyeagle1021]

NOBODY TRIED TO TAG ME. Am I really THAT flamboyant that me loudly singing and dancing doesn't draw ANY attention?

ummm....
to use your own words

Alright. I am, as you may and may not know, a gay guy. A very gay guy. I'm as gay as springtime. I'm as flaming as napalm. I make Liberacce look subtle.
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so yes, I would say by your own admission you are that flamboyant